SovietBeerTruckOperator

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I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Okay look... They're actually pretty good, when you're drunk at least.

Plague kills Arizona resident, marking first recorded death since 2007, health officials say in c/news@hexbear.net
I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's always been in a bit of a limbo. Baltimore had riots during the Civil War between pro-Confederates and pro-Unionists (most of the Unionists were German immigrants interestingly since they tended to lean more left at the time).

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

They make old bay cheese curls too.

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Well, Maryland is kinda the South.

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This is Royal Farms erasure

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I really like Herr's Old Bay chips, cuz they use actual Old Bay, not the overly salty "Crab Mix" that fucking Utz uses!

Sorry can you tell I'm originally from the Baltimore area?

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Oh I forgot about Dietz and Watson

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What about Baby Nut?

I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

And ice cream apparently

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I just realized the most treat-pilled state in the US: Pennsylvania (hexbear.net)
 

Companies based in PA: Hersheys, Utz, Turkey Hill, Synder's, Planters, Tastykake.

Pennsylvanians whole economy is tasty treats!!!

nothing to see here. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

It's so weird to me that they managed to keep the damn cat in the bag for so long and now they're totally fumbling it and the cat is ripping out the couch shitting everywhere so bad even the MAGA diehards are struggling to ignore the smell.

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Gay liberals will never understand my love for BETSY! (hexbear.net)
 
Felix on KKKontra: "We hate to hard on her, she's only in the top 1000 most regretful Chapo guests" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Felix on KKKontra: "We hate to hard on her, she's only in the top 1000 most regretful Chapo guests" (youtu.be)
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"Are you Elon Musk?" (thehardtimes.net)
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Geez people weren't lying about old dudes walking around nude in the YMCA locker rooms (hexbear.net)
 

Like, not even close to the shower or lockers or anything, just balls out. One tried to strike up a convo with me. Mofo I was just wanna go swimming.

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"Billionaire Summer Camp" (en.wikipedia.org)
 

Notable guests include heads of the CIA!

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"I am releasing theses documents that exonerate me of the accusations" (hexbear.net)
 

"Wait why are pages 56-63 missing?"

"What? Pages?"

"You've also blacked out a bunch of paragra..."

"Why are we still talking about this?"

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Umiez be like "weez da gud guyz!" and Panzees be like "no! weez da gud guyz!" (hexbear.net)
 

Only ORK da gud guyz!

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Forming a Capitalist-Vanguard! (hexbear.net)
 
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Damn, Soviet propaganda still appropriate today. (hexbear.net)
 
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Oh boy Zorhan won! (hexbear.net)
 

This is great! Can't wait for him to no be able to do anything due to gridlock from the NYC democratic party machine and have to capitulate constantly, and then the massive Centrist Lib media apparatus will blame every problem plaguing NYC (even if the problems predated his mayoralship) which will give the Dem establishment more ammunition to blame all their woes on the progressive wing of the party and sell disenfranchised urban poor voters on establishment Dems.

Really a big fucking win for us. Letting the city sink under and establishment Dem was totally not the smarter fucking move.

Also if anyone calls me a doomer for this take I'll be recording your usernames and asking you how you feel about this post in a year from now.

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Think I'm gonna do the long mustache, short beard look (hexbear.net)
 

Feel like half the hot girls I know are dating a dude with that facial hair.

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