SARGE

My Christian relatives are big fans of the Bible, supposedly.

I believe there's something in there about "from dust we were made, to dust we return" (paraphrased) so it would even be biblical, as long as we dry and pulverize the fertilizer!

This is sounding better and better. I do want a much bigger garden so I can grow more of my own food...

Well depending on your diet, that square could have been fertilizer, so I'd say it was considerably more valuable than any claims made by ICE.

Don't undersell your own shit.

And all they ever accomplish when trying to show force is to look like scared little bitches.

three claimed to have been too intoxicated to know who was driving

Then they can all share the same maximum punishment.

Better than writing pithy comments from the comfort of your armchair.

Please do inform us of all the successful actions you have taken in fighting fascism? Since clearly you're so well versed.

At the end of the day, how are you going to say “no” to a cop with an assault rifle?

With 50 of your friends, also with rifles, also having trained and drilled. Preferably with plenty of higher calibers than 556/223.

Other than that.... Good luck getting even the slightest hesitation when they go to bash the stock into your skull and stand on your neck.

Clearly you've never met someone like my wife.

Well, if you're ever in Ohio, you've got at least one extra member, and there might be a certain aquatic horse nearby that could lend support.

I don't think the three of us can accomplish much by force though...

I've got a wheelbarrow though.

Damn, if they got "dragged" I would love to be "dragged" into owning a 50 acre woodland area with a small stream, a clearing for expanding my food garden, and maybe have a few free range chickens with a small but over-engineered house...

I didn't know you could be dragged while leading the charge...

"Reason: advocating violence"

I see no advocation for violence, just the truth about people who need to be removed from power.

And I absolutely LOVE the implied "you can complain about all violence toward you but don't you DARE even suggest doing the same thing that's being done to you"

Yes masters, we should all die quietly.

This is posted on (dot) world, which is basically reddit but slightly left of center.

In other words, mods will remove anything that maybe might be construed in a way that messes with the status quo of the rich and polititicians stomping their boot down on those they deem below them.

Whether mods agree with my phrasing or not, that's what's happening. I'm sure they'd prefer to frame it as "making sure our community doesn't get taken down by The Man"

somewhere, a criminal: Oh man, you mean all I have to do is take my license plate off, dress like a tacticool office worker, put on a mask and I'm just allowed to kidnap people??? SCORE!!!