SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

This is why there are varying carrots in my stew.

Some go in early to get that carrot flavor in the stock, which I like, but that makes them mushy and gross.

So I usually try and get the first carrots out before the potatoes go in, and then it's kind of a guess on my end when to put more carrots in so they're nicely cooked but not overdone.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Let's say left door lies and right door tells the truth. Right door leads out.

Left door would lie and say "right door would tell you I am the door that leads out"

Right door would tell the truth, and say "left door would say LEFT door leads to freedom". Since left door does not lead to freedom, left door would lie and say that left door is the correct one.

No matter which door you ask, they will have the same answer.

So you would choose the opposite door of whichever one they say.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Cool.

The more they focus on trying to kill me, the less resources they have to kill some Palestinian.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

It's getting harder and harder to frame the IDF as the victims.

Similarly, it's pretty hard to claim you're the victim when you knocked your neighbor unconscious, dragged them into the basement, and beat them with a baseball bat for the next 24 hours.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The only thing that fully explains the deletion of the photos is opsec, though

"... without any assumptions, regardless of how plausible, bordering on certainty, that the assumption is" I suppose.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

know everything about us and would track us down if any hidden or un-deleted photo was ever published.

"if you go back to your country and post anything we will murder you"

Personally I'd just use encrypted backups or data recovery and post literally everything I could, possibly with a taunt calling out the coward who can only threaten people when backed up by billions in military funding and personnel.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Everyone makes fun of Tim, but BUT WAS RIGHT!

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

My in-laws have several books by Republicans, including Pence

Religious nut jobs, in my experience.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 1 month ago

My sense of humor tends to skew towards absurdism the closer to midnight it gets.

Shit posts make me giggle. I show her and she's just confused.

It really doesn't help when half the shitposts are star trek related.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Halt! Dürfen wir bitte ihre papiere sehen?"

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