Poppa_Mo

Oh perfect thread for these types of jokes.

Jesus.

When the fuck did Asmongold become the largest POLITICAL streamer?

He went from games, to reacts, to the largest political just because he says stupid hateful MAGA shit?

Change Racist to Rapist as we've covered the racism bit with the Nazi line.

And Super should be Stupid.

Well, Mr Tater Tot popped in, left, then that girl raised rape allegations against him here, that happened WHILE HE WAS HERE FOR THAT SHORT TIME.

Think those came about while he was still flying back to his goon palace.

I don't think he realizes this isn't the gotcha he thinks. That means the poverty line between the states that already exists is going to get even worse, because they are taxing the lower income brackets even worse.

I instantly recognized UO and am ashamed.

Ohhhhhh no. So... I'm a late diagnosed fuck head. I had that same train of thought. Here's what actually happens.

You get put on meds that make absolute, dead ass silence tolerable.

That in and of itself is surreal.

Then you explore more. Find these new limits without the constant distraction.

Immediately feel ripped off by life realizing how many more actual important things you could've stomped out in a day without a weeks worth of planning and monkey paw style wishes and false promises.

Pivot to hating everyone "normal" for "being lazy and not using this inherent super power". (This sounds familiar? Lazy. Just need discipline! Boot straps!)

Slowly realize now YOU have the actual super power.

Get used to the meds. Become reliant on them to even be half as functional as you were when they were new, though still significantly better than you were, it is never like that first month.

Queue exploring other medications with your doctor who assures you they care, but now you're suspect for asking instead of being offered.

These are controlled substances, after all. Maybe now you're not addicted to being normal and productive, and can actually function more than base survival.

Nope. This must be an addiction issue.

Rinse and repeat.

Welcome to the show.

This is still better than being ignored.

I'm just excited.

I've never caught one in the wild before. I've seen you guys post...

Wow. It's like meeting Andy Dick.

It absolutely isn't, if I had called that out originally you wouldn't have responded with exactly what I expected.

I love this.

Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

I'm not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

Hope he fucking dies.