Metans

You know, foreign ones

Oh come on, Fred Durst isn't THAT bad

If you have to suck your cake up then it doesn't sound delicious to me, it sounds raw

A power plug, but the three-prong ones like we have in the UK. The two lower prongs would appear to be plugged into the phone, and the top prong would just hover uselessly above the phone.

Bonus points for following the shape of the plug properly and having the cable come out of the bottom of the wall wart, so the phone can never lat down flat while it's charging.

I too choose this narwhal's dead bacon

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

Uh, didn't you read the thing? Reddit's awesome and all!

That barber's shop in the background is asking for trouble too if you ask me...

Twatter

I know it doesn't have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

Admiral Sokolov looks fat

"You worked an extra 15 minutes today so you'll get paid 8.15 hours"

Stripmunks