HowAbt2morrow

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

Try harder, bud.

My diamond collection doesn’t make sense anymore

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

A true gentleman.

And the sheath

Literal “inside voice”.

Not the onion.

Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

Decent cock bro, I wasn’t even interested in the 3 naked ladies, which for scientific purposes I confirmed are not in the picture.