HowAbt2morrow

joined 4 months ago
[–] HowAbt2morrow 2 points 1 hour ago

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

[–] HowAbt2morrow 2 points 1 hour ago

And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 3 points 1 hour ago

Depends on the source quite honestly but generally speaking, I’ll pass. I prefer shredded glass and bit of lead.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 10 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

I’d say more like NSFMB - not suitable for motor boating.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 2 points 9 hours ago

The whole foot? In a palace? Sounds amazing. I partake of camel soup too on occasion, but just the toe. although a bit slimy and quite tangy, it’s quite the delicacy. I find a palace setting to be ideal but from an unknown couch or floor ain’t too shabby either.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 3 points 12 hours ago

Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 9 points 21 hours ago

Was it right more than two times per day?

[–] HowAbt2morrow 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I do, I’m not proposing a new idea but rather a shift from being a novelty to a necessity.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bloody hell! So this is the Onion? The fucking world is upside down

[–] HowAbt2morrow 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not the Onion? Fucking come on already

[–] HowAbt2morrow 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

All farms are gonna be “pick-it-your-fucking-self-service” before you know it.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 11 points 3 days ago (8 children)

WhatsApp, Instagram and other shit though.

 

My wife started an Apple One family plan in a country that includes the option of Fitness+. Her app has the option but mine doesn’t.

Any idea for fixing this? Aside from forcé close and restart phone. Thanks in advance.

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