FrickAndMortar
A scoop of vanilla ice cream, topped with a little “chili crunch” oil - salty and sweet, spicy and creamy… it’s great.
I don’t go to McDonalds much any more, but I’d get fries and a vanilla shake to do that with, as a treat!
Saddling up to the bar of a cyberpunk ramen shop to ask real questions with my real voice
I want this guy to argue with me at the ramen shop:
https://piped.video/watch?v=xkkNvMgza1g&t=50
“Four…no, two,two; four! (sigh)… with noodles.”
The enemy gate is down, Ender!
High-speed rail
Lemming > Chihuahua > Honey Badger
Just angrier and angrier all the way through
Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?
This one’s my favorite!
Watching a playthrough of the God of War franchise: “who’s this Kratos guy, he seems like a bad-ass…”
Returns home, founds a new religion: “No, see, Ares IS cool and all, but I’m telling you, someone’s going to come along and beat his ass…”
That’s a funny way to say “Trump campaign manipulates emotions of grieving parents”