FlakesBongler

joined 5 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I'm gonna call you Tea, because that is TWISTED

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

People will see Creature Commandos and be like "Wow, that's so cool how they killed all those Nazis"

But when I say, "Join my unholy army of freaks and mutants to burn down this rotting husk and build a better world from the ashes!" They call the FBI

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

Oh, I know

I'm not interested in having a discussion with fascists is all I'm saying

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

maybe-later-kiddo sweatie, Nassau County has money which will translate into more money for the DNC, which means more nice things for Democrats. You don't want Nancy Pelosi to run out of delicious Jeni's ice cream do you?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 65 points 5 days ago (7 children)

If one of your beliefs is that some people belong in death camps, then you're not the sort of person I am interested in having a dialogue, let alone a friendship, with

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They fuckin' merked the Grimace

Just shot him with a 40mm grenade launcher, there was purple shake shit everywhere

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, you don't need security, you're big and strong

You take a metric ton of BrainForce+, you're smart and handsome, don't need bulletproof material

And you live in Texas, how can you say people can't bring guns to see you?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Quora explains why it's so horny

Especially since half of Quora is just weird erotica

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 95 points 6 days ago (5 children)

reddit

This explains why it's so confidently wrong so often

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Home of some of the worst wannabe police-cop LP guys ever

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Gotta practice that posting discipline

Fingers off the keyboard until absolutely necessary

Slowly press the keys, don't smash them

Be aware of what is behind your post

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