Yeah, he's dying

We live in a cuckoo clock and baby, it's noon

As a connoisseur of snacks and treats, this is great news

I almost forgot they used to charge for ringtones

Remember being charged for texts by the letter though

Nothing makes Chuds angrier than things that will never actually effect them

There are two things I cannot stand

Bigotry and The Dutch

Rally to Restore The Rule of Law By Asking Politely Several Times Before Giving Up and Going Home

The average lib is gonna get hauled off during a peaceful protest and scream about how unconstitutional it all is

Meanwhile, we're all familiar with how to conduct ourselves in trying times

We're all already doing it

Brother, you are understating it

Had someone threaten me when I made a joke about them selling little copies of the US constitution at the gas station

The state motto of Live Free or Die should really just be Die

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DEBATE THEM

No, please, let more Charlie Kirk types join up

Let them get styled upon