Paying $1,000,000 to be in the waning days of the American Empire is a good bit.
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2025
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The Trump Corporate Gold Card is issued to a corporate sponsor for one or more of the sponsor’s employees. To apply, the corporate sponsor must pay a nonrefundable processing fee per employee. Corporate sponsors may apply for multiple employees at once. A $2 million per employee gift upon completion of the employee’s vetting is evidence that the employee will substantially benefit the United States. The advantage of the Trump Corporate Gold Card is that corporate sponsors may cease sponsoring one employee and use the gift contribution tied to the prior application as a basis for sponsoring a new employee without a new $2 million gift. The Trump Corporate Gold Card is subject to a small annual maintenance fee and a transfer fee.
ok so companies can buy a bunch of slots for $2 million each and basically have a perpetual pool of visas that they exclusively own. The employees coming in under these visas appear to have no rights. Depending on what that fee is this could be even more abusive than the h1b system.
Wow they made capitalism even more like serfdom
This submitted just fine but then it wanted me to confirm that Charlie Kirk is human and I couldn't get myself to do it 
Lmao
Technically, he was human and is no longer.
A specter is haunting .gov websites - the specter of Charlie Kirk 
someone's gonna pay one million dollars for this, get their little gold card in the mail, and get picked up by ICE a week later, I guarantee it.
no refunds! 
they should just make .gov domains open to everyone to register at this point
hexbear.gov would be an all time bit
"The Anglosphere's most unhinged tankie website, now officially affiliated with the Anglosphere's most prominent McCarthyists! It's safe to post here about reading your theory and joining the local communist party, we pinky promise!"
One time I pulled a list of every single registered .gov domain and it was absolutely bonkers what they are already allowing.
Any good examples? I just looked it up and the vast, vast majority is just shit like "bumfuckidaho.gov"
I don't really feel like going through the list again.
For one example though, this redirects to a .com which seems to be privately owned/managed.
Can't cancel your student loans, can do this. The powers of the president are mysterious and inscrutable.
The powers of the President are whatever the currently sitting President feels like they are.
"My hands were tied but it was mainly because I was into it"
you have got to be fucking kidding me, how is this real life
We live in a cuckoo clock and baby, it's noon
archive of the site, this is amazing 🤣
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oh yeah, "the economy" is doing just fine, can't wait to see how they use this money
If you pay 5 million to the government, then for a little more than half a year, you don't have to pay money to the government!
big brain hours
Is the target market for that one Saudi princes or what?
Tax evasion is for rich people.
U.S. residency
You don't even get citizenship lmao. Some European tax havens will give you a a passport for a fraction of the price.
can't wait to see how they use this money
Cmon you know better than that. Trump's going to pocket it all in some unprecedented show of unashamed corruption while daring anyone to do anything about it.
what is the usual time for that? 180 days? so how much do you have to make for that 90 days to be worth an extra $4 million?
Wow. I wish I could have one of these just for the novelty. That's history.
I don't know which I like more - the eagle or the "Footer padding".
Ninja edit: It's a tie.
That's a pyramid wearing an eagle mask
Construction of the Eaglemid in the smoking remains of Portland will be the crowning achievement of Trump's third term.
Eaglemid
???
smoking remains of Portland
I just had a funny-dark thought. Trump declares martial law in every blue state and when asked why he says "Because I can."
The truncated eagle pictured has a square base. Eagle + pyramid = Eaglemid
is that the fucking pyramids of egypt in the background
some of the mountains in America that haven't yet been targeted for mountaintop removal mining
did he just rename the EB-5 green card? cause that's $1 million for residency.
im actually kind of confused. who is this for? the ultra wealthy have always had ways of becoming US residents or citizens. Are there a lot of rich people out there who are not able to get US residency?
The target market is mafia and autocratic regimes fleeing revolution.
the tl;dr iss rich pigs get to have slaves
this is his plan for the deficit rofl
Soso cooked