So... uh... he wants to fuck a moth?
You know what?
Sure, why not
Let the USAans believe that their one great accomplishment against the USSR was fake
You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him understand that the flag was waving because they made it wave
Oh.
I have fulfillment
That would be Bonglerite
The worse it tastes the better
They had a sale on Beanie's at the HomeGoods
How could I say no to coffee that tastes like smores?
Makes it easy for me to remember everyone and their bits
Soviet Onion :kelly:
He's becoming red meat
It's the constant blood infusions
Man is just packed tight with teen blood
My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now
I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died
I just hurt so goddamed much right now
context
The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it
A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him
Coincidence?
I think not
I'd like to see a fucker try