FlakesBongler

joined 4 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 35 minutes ago

If this happens, I'm beating the guards to death with a sack of apples/potatoes/whatever dense plant material i can find

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

There are at least 13 barrels of hell, yes

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 6 hours ago

Pictures you can smell

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 6 hours ago

What bean bag chair?

Where is it?

WHERE ARE HER LEGS?!?!?!?!?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, I still cackle thinking about it

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

It probably did help that I was dressed in Carhartt and camo

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

One of the best social skills to develop is the ability to lie without shame

Especially to jerks

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 9 hours ago (8 children)

I did this once and someone yelled at me for not having veteran's plates on my car

I lifted my shirt and showed them my scars from my gallbladder surgery and said they were from my tour in Fallujah

They apologized and thanked me for my service

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 22 hours ago

This is somehow more wackadoo than Herman Cain's SimCity Tax

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope he tries and someone hacks his brain and sets it to scrambled eggs

 

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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