FlakesBongler

joined 5 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So just Conservapedia and Metapedia mushed into one grotesquerie that would make Mengele embarrassed?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Now podcasts can solely consist of making fun of TV shows from the hosts' childhood

Just as Synthus, the God of Podcasts decreed from his post on Mt. Olympus

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm trying and it's a lot harder to do podcasts when you're almost 40 and all of your friends have kids

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago

Hahahahha

My greatest nightmare coming true!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes

I too, frequently wear a shirt and no pants

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There were multiple incidents of this

Veteran volunteers were used as irregulars in the fields, they got their shit rocked and one literally hoofed it out of Ukraine on foot because he was scared to get sent back into combat

The 1st Armored Reddit Brigade were all in a base that got attacked because they wouldn't stop posting

The cruise missile happened to another group of volunteers who wouldn't stop posting

It's kind of funny that they don't learn

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No, early on there was a lot of US volunteers getting rocked because they were expecting to have a similar situation to fighting an insurgent force in Afghanistan or Iraq

But Ukraine didn't provide proper air or artillery support and basically used them as meat shields against the Russians, who did have those things

Hence the untimely end of the 1st Armored Reddit Brigade

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God i can't wait to ride a train again

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ideology when faced with improvements to material conditions be like:

 

You know it

I know it

 

Short version: Bunch of Jarheads tried to sneak into North Korea to plant a listening device on Trump's orders, got spotted immediately, killed the witnesses, sank their bodies, then immediately ran back home

 

This is what happens

 

Beany Tuesday has done it again

 

YOU ~~CAN'T~~ AIN'T RIGHT

 

My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now

I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died

I just hurt so goddamed much right now

 

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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