FlakesBongler

joined 4 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Which is why it's very funny that one of the X-Men's greatest villains is an evil robot from the future named Nimrod

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 23 hours ago

2020 YESTERDAY!

2020 TODAY!

2020 FOREVER!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

zelensky-pain is already GI Joke

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Hollywood is scared to let me write a superhero movie

They know I would make them non-white and gay as fuck

Also very anti-USA

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

I wish we had that Slo-Mo drug from Dredd

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, we will sedate them before we put them through the wood chipper

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

That's if it is naturally occurring...

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Flakes Bongler: Fastest Post in the East hst-gun

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Actually, they have more people

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh absolutely

So many people out there who vote without knowing a goddamn thing other than name

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

More like POS

Person of Spaghetti

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Yup

They want some more of that glorious past they've constructed

 

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by FlakesBongler@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it

A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him

Coincidence?

I think not

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