There are at least 13 barrels of hell, yes
FlakesBongler
joined 4 years ago
Pictures you can smell
What bean bag chair?
Where is it?
WHERE ARE HER LEGS?!?!?!?!?
Yeah, I still cackle thinking about it
It probably did help that I was dressed in Carhartt and camo
One of the best social skills to develop is the ability to lie without shame
Especially to jerks
I did this once and someone yelled at me for not having veteran's plates on my car
I lifted my shirt and showed them my scars from my gallbladder surgery and said they were from my tour in Fallujah
They apologized and thanked me for my service
This is somehow more wackadoo than Herman Cain's SimCity Tax
I hope he tries and someone hacks his brain and sets it to scrambled eggs
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If this happens, I'm beating the guards to death with a sack of apples/potatoes/whatever dense plant material i can find