Wonder if they bothered to update their code to prevent another attack or if they're just gonna try and ride it out
Rest in Pieces Bozo
Simple time. I'm Set. I'm a pie. Makes my shadow grow
So glad I never got an official diagnosis right now
Self-Help Nazism is always a trip
And much like how every other man has a "crazy girlfriend" story, the truth is usually a long history of neglect and abuse until the woman has enough and fights back the only way she can
Except in this circumstance, the wall will collapse and bring half the house down with it before anyone acknowledges the problem
I haven't seen it, but it's a genuinely good bit!
Army of the Dead
Fucker thinks he's The Sorrow
I aways love seeing the worst people in the world fight each other
My ferret Lupo (AKA Big King Scrump) just had a heart attack and died in my arms right now
I'm writing this because if I don't, I'm going to scream and it's half-past midnight and I really don't want to tell the cops I'm screaming at midnight because my ferret died
I just hurt so goddamed much right now
context
The guy with the Cybertruck in the rich town next to mine is selling it
A month to the day when I saw him driving it and pointed and laughed at him
Coincidence?
I think not
Thousands of magic nannies flying through the air on umbrellas