CoffeeJunkie

joined 5 months ago
[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Duct tape is used on airplanes all the time, so it's readily available & multi-purpose. While it looks super sketchy, it's actually pretty decent for a temporary fix until a proper repair can be implemented. Sometimes they're criticized for leaving the temporary duct tape fixes on far too long. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are lots of men that hide how conservative they are to get their dick wet. It's been this way for at least 13 years.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe -1 points 1 month ago

Some good ideas, but check out my comment for some counterpoints, I'm not writing it out twice. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is true, but there's far more to it than that. I'm going to preface my story by saying at one time in my past I was technically a part of the massive, glaring problem that gave rise to locking, unlocking phones.

Many years ago! The Samsung Galaxy S3 came out & it was awesome. I think the carrier & other places were trying to sell it for $300 with a fucking 2-yr contract, or $700 street, etc. Now it's important to note that this was 2012, when the USD was worth at least half a damn & money was harder to get. So $700 outright is $953.78 today, no small fee. And a 2-yr contract?? Get fucked, my guy.

So I hop on Craigslist & I see this guy selling a brand new SGS3 for $300. Too good to be true! Or is it? I asked all kinds of questions, basically confirmed it was legit. Then I'm about to go meet him & he asks me, what color do you want? And I was like wtf?? How do I get choice? I think I got blue, idk? He asked if I wanted more phones, again I was flabbergasted, and I said sure my dad could use one... He'll want white.. He said he'd explain everything when we met, just bring $300 cash for each phone. And he did explain.

Turns out the guy was a bum. He was jobless, soon to be homeless, wanted fast cash & didn't care how he got it. These phones were easy to obtain, and he worked out a system where he could basically get infinite plans & infinite phones under his name. Once the phone passed hands...it became mine. And there was nothing the carrier could do about it.

He bought all his phones via a credit card, and he just racked up a huge-ass balance that he had zero intention of paying off. He's selling these brand new "under contract" phones for cold, hard cash. Thousands of dollars. Eventually everybody would get wise, his CC debt would default, he'd absolutely RUIN his credit. But he didn't care & he was planning to disappear.

Unethical behavior. If everyone acted the way he did, things wouldn't work. But at the time it really helped me, and my dad, and a few of my friends immensely. This is also back when smartphone upgrades were huge & actually meant something. We justified it as such: if we didn't buy the phones, he'd just sell them to somebody else. So why shouldn't we benefit?

Do you think this bum was the only guy that figured that out, that worked the system in such a manner? Nah. Who knows how much money the cell carriers & CC companies were hemorrhaging...and on bums, no less. ยฏ\(ยฐ_o)/ยฏ Lo & behold, a year or two later they rolled out cell phone/carrier locking. Your very expensive phone was locked down...until it was paid off in full. I'm sure it was in part because of the smartphone hustlers.

Now I am well aware this is Lemmy, the land of socialists, communists who want handjobs & $30 cutting edge smartphones for everybody. T-Mobile, AT&T, & CC companies be damned. But any costs or thievery done to these companies will eventually be passed on to the honest consumers to foot the bill. So...no. Unlocking phones for people who haven't paid off their contracts in full would not be good for the consumer. Because of thieves & bums.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

That is truly hilarious. Idk if I'd stoop to that, maybe I would, because fuck 'em. But I'd be a relatively "active" bot, if that makes sense. Just leave it run on a secondary screen, check it often. Maybe while surfing the web, or reading a book. I'd be there! But all this clicking & clacking, running around, tedious AF. Screw that, man. I'm not your monkey. I felt it was just disrespectful of our time, and I guess I wasn't alone in thinking that.

Botting is dangerous, though, especially when you've got a powerful character worth a damn. I had a really good character, I wouldn't ever want him getting banned. I put in too many good hours to get a ban.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Uhh... What was the Kindle Fire? Wasn't that color, it was basically a very dumb tablet instead of a smart eReader?

Paperwhite is awesome, anyway. Great battery life. Perfect format. USB-C for charging, unlike the Oasis, seriously fuck you guys so hard for giving the Oasis microUSB, fuck you fuck you fuck you. Sometimes...you just need to know your lane & stay in it.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 months ago

Special delivery, lol

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 months ago

Basically, AFAIK, eagles can hunt fish from the sea. They eat other birds & various creatures. They look majestic AF & their eyes are amazing. But they're not the most intelligent birds around.

They also eat a lot of roadkill, carrion, trash. So looks aside, bald eagles are kind of disgusting. But hey. Something has to clean up trash...and if the bald eagles will eat rotting carcasses... technically that is being useful.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

Another Zeducation fan. I see you.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 months ago

Some bang for your buck-awk, if you will.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

There is one case I know of personally, I don't think it technically falls under the description of rape but I consider it rape. Husband & wife, wife wanted kid. Husband did not. Their birth control was pill-based oral contraceptive. Wife very purposefully moved off that birth control without telling the husband, husband was just raw-dogging her because "she was on the pill"...lo & behold...she gets pregnant.

She's not very smart, and she has told a number of people about this deception & laughs about it. HAHAHA, oh, so funny, yeah that's rape. You took advantage of your husband & used his reproductive abilities against his explicit wishes. You raped your husband. Had yourself a little rape-baby. Hilarious stuff (stupid broad).

Again, I don't think that's currently covered under rape. But goddamn I think it should be (although it's harder to prove without confession/admission).

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