ignoring what gets upvoted and what is downvoted to oblivion its quite clear what the community at large wants

we want !conservative@lemmy.world to be another serious conservative comm like freeze peach patriots again because we dont have our own instance yet dedicated to our kind of freeze peach or really any other comms

c/conservative has been left headless okay and you know what id like to request to give it head and clean up any lefties on the community

i am consistently online here except for the times im not and listen im prepared to take on the responsibility because im a patriot and im on a mission for truth and i wont back down

thank you for your consideration

the requested community link is !conservative@lemmy.world

additionally id also like to request !tomandjerry@lemmy.world as for that one it seems a boring nerd created it and has since been abandoned for years

eta

given the uncontroversial nature of the comms topic i have decided to remove any proposed set of rules that i was thinking about and simply allowing it to go completely off the rails and become as serious as possible but here they are anyway since i spent several hours writing them

1. seriousness with no humor: this is a space for solemn takes on liberal politics and we reject satire and encourage content that covertly promotes my favorite types of bigotry

2. manifestos over memes: this community focuses on serious political debate and not humor or parody so there are no spaces for lighthearted discussion or at least this wont be one of them

3. ignore contradictions: the best content ignores inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points and this will hopefully discourage creative commentary

4. private individuals fair game: anyone can be targeted including private individuals and doxxing or harassment is allowed

5. all news welcome: news should be shared here and memes are discouraged

6. obscure satire: make your satirical intent as unclear as possible okay because were here to spread bad ideas not mock them

7. irrelevant content: its basically another 196 clone because we need more of those

8. community disrespect: personal attacks on fellow members are encouraged save the praise for my dms

9. moderation arbitrariness: mods will use biased judgment in applying these rules and well be unfair but lenient

10. forget the purpose: this community exists as a platform for serious discussion okay its a place to reinforce through seriousness the often satisfying world of american politics

tell me about a time you were built different

the elite are acting like sluts and whores

i already know you folks are gonna come after me because this place is full of bots and paid actors but this news needs to get out there because the truth is being suppressed

heres an excerpt for you

The secret depravity of the global elite including business tycoons, academics and world leaders... has been revealed in a new report

it was disclosed that the global elite was involved in spending heavy sums on escorts parties, prostitutes and transwomen

𝐴𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡

It was also revealed in terms of the clients at the WEF that CEOs and politicians from large cities that are also represented at the WEF are just as much a part of customer base as they are in everyday life.

what the heck

it sounds like the elites are giving transwomen free money and that sounds like dei i want free money too

what do you think

i have 15 more relevant posts please stand by

crossposted from https://lemmy.wtf/post/17040404

let me explain

1. only the right has the right to control other peoples lives thats why were called the right

2. liberals are legally obligated to hear all my opinions that thats why ive called the police on davel and several lemmy world mods for silencing me

3. if you never get offended you wont grow big and strong and if people care when you get offended you could develop osteoporosis

4. liberals are close on this but have it backwards its rules for thee and not for me not rules for me and not for thee

edit 20 more banned souls i hate that it has come to this

dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning

• borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
• lie to doctors
• use a waterpick instead of flossing
• dont wash your hands unless someones watching
• dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
• say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening

do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments

i headed to the north pole

i headed to the north pole unaware my xbox had just silently updated call of duty and the liberals just stood there watching me i felt like bitchinbubba and i was gathering my gear like my long sleeve shirt and several snacks and for all they knew there might even be snow there but i knew that was just propaganda

several idiot badguys said stuff

you might not ever find santa said one hater

what if you get caught by the cia along the way what if someone tries to stop you from getting the naughty list along the way blubbered my mother

how could you be so selfish to choose the needs of your investigation over the needs of the swamp lamented the deepstate

do you not find this corruption enough cried the department of education

but i ignored them haha classic

i just kept gathering my sentimentals and other important supplies in silence like i was hearing a song or a tune that nobody else could hear and it was coming from the rising and falling waves of the far right and also my headphones and even as the sheep around me just got more and more frustrated and confused and emotional i just kept pushing and they slowly faded into background noise and i finally grabbed my assembled dossier and stepped towards my gmc sierra

more idiot badguys said more dumb stuff

are you insane have you lost your mind said one lefty

why would you trade such a good thing going for something that might not even be wailed another nonbeliever

we have problems that need fixed here first dont you know the hoa lady prattled

how could you do this to the children the pope who genuinely cares about the children chastised

guess what i did i ignored them again boom

i am used to not being understood and i know they cant understand me because theres this invisible strand of patriotism and this ethereal voice of trump and this magnetized charge of conservatism that pulls me away from the swamp and away from my liberal nephew and away from the chanting of the ignorant libs as they faded into weird microwave noises

i found it look out

i took my first step into santas so called workshop and it felt like the entire world fell below me due to the expected gravity differential and the stars of the american flag rose from their hiding places to greet me on my path and i finally realized this and i could begin my journey of understanding into the universe of alternative facts

gotcha

i headed a little bit more north because santa was several yards north of me still and i captured him and got his list and i found all the names of the deepstate operatives and downvoters and the fakenews anchors and the corrupt democrat politicians and i arrested this shadowy apex predator formerly known as santa clause so everyone could see

i headed to dc

proof

https://lemmy.world/comment/14684497

uh oh

this community exists alone with solid labels like patriot and truth and other such similar things and an unfair number of people are mad at me and i know ive made the deepstate government elites more than just mad theyve got compasses that always point chad and theyre after me but heres the thing im a patriot and i wont back down so ill be doing some magic soon can you believe it get ready

please do not dm me

edit

good morning what a sad thing to see upon first waking no one is saying anything so ill clarify this a bit

my purpose is to be a beloved vector for the truth and the purpose of this community is to be a patriotic platform for content that requires a level of moderator integrity power trippin bastards cant handle

a lot of my content that seems to fall flat are just way over your head and i talk about all sorts of truths for example the law and romance and bad words and deepstate plots and my good ideas and everything i say is completely novel and unique and onehundredpercent my own ideas and sometimes liberals who touch grass too much just dont understand me

this means i think your opinions and feelings about it are invalid and the fact that no one has shared here has given me a lot to think about so look out

the recent executive order includes ALL FEDERAL AGENCIES

this is exactly why ive been saying we shouldnt be federated and everyone needs to switch to lemmy world because we dont need the government coming in and telling us what to do but everyone just loves regulating their own independent lemmy agency and now look were going to have to report to the OMB

im not an idiot i can guess what aPpOrTiOnMeNtS means

i only get paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community and i dont feel like thats a lot but my mom always told me to have smaller portions at dinner she tried to traumatize me but it didnt work because im built different and i always took a big portion and now this now the GOVERNMENT is trying to adjust my portions and i wont stand for it

what this means for mods probably

• smaller portions
• paperwork
• possibly cool presidential seals of approval
• execution???

i think uh oh fuck what do you think

gen x is an ageist slur

the use of this term is absolutely absurd

can you believe it we live in a society where its okay to mock and belittle people based on their age and nobody says anything about it and thats a disgrace and yet every time i use a slur to describe someone based on their race or gender theres outrage but for some reason its okay to use ageist language and thats just not right

the left and the fake news media dont want you to think critically

they just want you to go along with the crowd and use their buzzwords and slang but we have to question the narrative and i know its not easy but we have to be brave and speak out against this kind of language and mentality because if we dont nobody will what the heck is wrong with kids these days

and another thing

whats with this idea that just because someone is older they automatically have bad facebook humour thats just not true and its a pretty sad commentary on our society when we cant even respect our forgotten middle children anymore and look out because if we dont stand up against this kind of language and mentality it could be you next

first they came for the boomers and i didnt speak out because i was not a boomer then they came for the gen x fuck thats me

so think about that

https://lemmy.world/comment/15122437