CaptainMcMonkey

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[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It’s actually pretty good feedback, I’ll do something like that next time.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, ordering the wrong batteries was the icing on the cake.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 112 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Tony scratched his neck, his high visibility vest making him itchy again. He took off his bright yellow hardhat, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Now cradling his hardhat under one arm, and a clipboard in his hand, he sidled over to the rich prick. “Look, Enrique, I really need you to sign the…” He paused for a rattling rumble, as a dump truck disgorged another load of printer cartridges onto the front lawn. “…pink copy of the bill of lading. It confirms the delivery was made, and my drivers can get paid.”

Enrique sputtered, fuming. “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?“ He said, gesturing at the small hill nearly obscuring his mansion.

“Well…” Tony grunted. “ You better hope that some of these loads have magenta, otherwise these piles of cyan and yellow are totally useless.“

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait, how big IS a football field?

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

McConnell hasn’t had a bowel movement in decades, so he lets Trump shit his pants for him.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

No, it’s not as fun at noon, but I always do it anyway. That way the other guy can’t say “the sun was in my eyes” while he bleeds out. It really makes everything more legitimate.

 

Warship “wor ship” and worship “wur ship”.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Mass Effect is my most favorite series ever. Also played dragon age and liked it.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I appreciate the answer, I haven’t played any of those.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I have not, I’ll have to check it out

 

I’m looking for a single player game, first person or third person, but something more action or role-play oriented. Not particularly a fan of turn based combat

Imagine the most trash isekai. There is an Adventure’s Guild that posts quests on a board. You fight monsters, level up, get new skills, some of which are some real OP shit. you spend that money so you can stay at an inn, recruit powerful people for your party, buy new equipment, etc.

I want to go on quest to fight bandits, pick herbs, fight a dragon. There’s gotta be a dungeon of some kind. A “defeat the demon lord“ quest is not a dealbreaker, but I kind of just want something I can play as an adventure for a while. I want it to be the most stereotypical “Adventurer Game” ever.

P.S.

I’d prefer to not reinstall Skyrim for the upteenth time.

[–] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Self depreciation is a load bearing coping mechanism. I’m not sure I can turn it off.

 

I under stand that the lower the air pressure, the lower the boiling point of water. Also, some primitive desalination kits are basically evaporators.

Could you make a really big tank without a bottom and paint it black. Then, submerge it partly in the ocean . Pump the air out of the top. The water would rise up into the tank, a bit, but not all the way.

You wouldn’t need to have a perfect vacuum, just lower the air pressure enough to make boiling easier. Let the sun heat the black tank, and viola, steam.

Collect that steam from the air you are pumping out of the top of your tank, and you’ve got fresh water, right?

Edit: nevermind. Found it on google. Leaving this here to display my shame.

 

So, I’ve been reading about the MIT bio suit. It’s basically a pressurized helmet and gloves, and a fancy fabric suit with bands that squeeze you with enough pressure so decompression doesn’t kill you.

However, since the body is not pressurized, would there be an immediate and constant flow out of your private bits the moment you stepped outside the space ship?

 

Would Holy Water burn him?

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