CaptainMcMonkey
Holy shit, ordering the wrong batteries was the icing on the cake.
Tony scratched his neck, his high visibility vest making him itchy again. He took off his bright yellow hardhat, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Now cradling his hardhat under one arm, and a clipboard in his hand, he sidled over to the rich prick. “Look, Enrique, I really need you to sign the…” He paused for a rattling rumble, as a dump truck disgorged another load of printer cartridges onto the front lawn. “…pink copy of the bill of lading. It confirms the delivery was made, and my drivers can get paid.”
Enrique sputtered, fuming. “What the hell am I supposed to do with this?“ He said, gesturing at the small hill nearly obscuring his mansion.
“Well…” Tony grunted. “ You better hope that some of these loads have magenta, otherwise these piles of cyan and yellow are totally useless.“
Wait, how big IS a football field?
McConnell hasn’t had a bowel movement in decades, so he lets Trump shit his pants for him.
No, it’s not as fun at noon, but I always do it anyway. That way the other guy can’t say “the sun was in my eyes” while he bleeds out. It really makes everything more legitimate.
Mass Effect is my most favorite series ever. Also played dragon age and liked it.
I appreciate the answer, I haven’t played any of those.
I have not, I’ll have to check it out
Self depreciation is a load bearing coping mechanism. I’m not sure I can turn it off.
It’s actually pretty good feedback, I’ll do something like that next time.