Blademax

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago

It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher...wait...that's sands... Nevermind...

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

Auto Dealers : (adds "Market Adjustment" $$$ to offset the cheaper EV prices...) "Hey, why no one buy EV? We need a bail out!"

/s

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go Team Venture!

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Just empty the fridge and get in. Closed the door. Worked for Indy (Jones).

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

"That still only counts as one"

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

That thing where you close your eyes, forget everything, and open them to end up (min/hrs) in the future!

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Mario vs Stage 1-1 1st Goomba?

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mallrat to "Astrologers":

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a (goat)... it's a Sailboat.

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

I'll wait until first release to make sure it's bug free....like CATCHING ON FIRE!

('cause unstable battery)