ApeNo1

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

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Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look!
Just don't look!

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

OuttaMyWaymo

Make Acronyms Go Awry

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the ~~baddies~~ assholes?”

There goes Walmart Nero …