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Lmao No

She probably gets a couple softball questions right from time to time :

🗣 " Today is Thursday, right?"

🧟‍♀️ "Yessssssss!"

They did the math

Theodore Roosevelt could read several hundred page books every night in a few hours and have all the information on total recall ....from what I've read. Apparently he would impress world leaders by studying their entire culture before meeting and it allowed him to deeply connect with them. My grandfather was the same way.

I wish I was that lucky but my brain doesn't work like that

A buddy called me to fix some plumbing in a house he baught , he said the previous owners were hoarders. So I went over and the whole fucking basement was wall to wall book shelves with fucking isles!

He said the lady that owned the house was some eccentric type that hung out in NY back in the 50's around artists and writers, traveling the world etc. her husband was some sort of critic and they liked books.

I asked what he was doing with it all and he said he sold the contents of the house sight unseen to some guy that wanted it all and was going to be arriving any minute but if I wanted anything to take it now. My brain was scrambling, I didn't want to be a dick so I just grabbed two books; Tropic of Cancer and Future Shock ( and a bunch of lab equipment that was in a secretive back room lol). They were both first edition books and had newspaper clippings about Miller and Toffler among other reviews that were stuffed in the pages.

It was crazy because they had so much bad ass shit , old leather bound stuff etc. It was just too much to process and I hope it didn't all wind up in a dumpster. I wish I could have spent a few days pillaging those shelves.

Bang ! BOOM! CRASH!!

Dog jumps out of bed and runs into the other room

Me: sorry doggo I was trying to get a drink of water, get back in bed

Doggo: why you do all that noises you fool

My brain keeps locking up. I think I know what it does say and I think I know what it is supposed to say but I literally cannot separate the two. It's like a radio stuck between stations

Because he's a lollipop head, bitch and nobody is scared of him

That is quite the education I just got. Thank you !

I am a bozo when it comes to these things 😂

If is is not carrying solids i agree but the problem would be going beyond the acceptable tollerances of the mechanical joints and glue joints of the fittings.

I have seen too many times something that is forced cause major damage. The cabinetry looks nice and rather than take the time while it is not at the point of no return to make it correct would be foolish. Sometimes you need to drop back and punt 🤷‍♂️

I could never leave until every other person I know that wanted to get out makes it out. I couldn't live with myself knowing I was strong enough to help people that got stuck dealing with whatever bull shit scenario is coming down the line. I truly hope that people that know they can't handle it do make it out safe because it is surely going to get crazier than any other time in recent history ... at least that people in the west have had to deal with.

People are going to need their cars, houses and anything else they can keep alive up and running.

Just be prepared to not rat anyone out !