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Ah yeah I should have said poultry/ chicken eggs. I looked on the menu and there are some duck eggs

There's Owamni in Minnesota. The food uses pre-colonial ingredients. So no dairy, eggs, wheat, etc. They also source the ingredients from indigenous farms

Edit: No chicken eggs

Go back even further, we're all immigrants from the ocean

In the TV ad, I'm pretty sure he turns into a centaur

Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window