Seems more like you're trying to bring Reddit here, with that kind of trolling.
AFKBRBChocolate
I retired in January after 40 years (not counting jobs during college). Marriage collapsed not long after (unrelated). So now I live alone and have nothing on my calendar. It's honestly so very strange not having to go to bed early on a weeknight. Also, for some reason, the hours and days go very slowly, but the weeks and months go very quickly. Time is fundamentally different than it was previously.
Man, I probably see 20 of those every morning when I walk around the neighborhood. The babies are so cute. So tiny.
Oh, there it is
I did not. These are the first celebrity Oreos I've encountered.
Are you sure that it's not Selena Gomez flavored?
"Now with real Selena Gomez flesh in every bite!"
Oh! I think you're exactly right, based on the description. They're pandering to the Latinos.
Let's see, where did I put that barfing emoji...?
Clearly the food chemists all had to take a taste.
If all people did was simple equations like the one in the OP, you'd probably be right, but math syntax has to deal with all kinds of equations. Your way, I can't write 3x^2–4x+5. Instead, I'd have to write ((((3x)^2)−4)x)+5. That's WAY more obnoxious. It's better to have an unambiguous syntax that covers all the cases and lets me write equations in an more simple form.
Upvoting for Eternal Sunshine, such I think fits OP's request better than EEAAO.