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You have disturbed a mimic disguised as a jewelry box. It snaps and almost separates you from the fingers on your right hand.

Kill Jester

The dark poet

"What's the safe word?"

"Adblock"

Yeah, obscuring and abstracting away the atomic units of the system is a classic.

On the other hand self-education has never been easier, and there are open source alternatives of pretty much everything.

For roughly 12 people to use haha

"Yer tawkin bout da numbas!"

Some lady on LOST

This. Much of the incentives to create and maintain quality content on distinct sites has been destroyed through this process of enshitification.

"At least, not immediately visibly. But over time and with enough repetition and obsession they will carve canyons through my personality and emotional wellbeing. These canyons will be filled with emotional sticks and stones; huge, warped phantoms of the words they represent."

Take care with your words y'all. But also, who cares what they think!

Do NASA astronauts have a course on wormholes? You know.. just in case.

How about one that puts fires out?

Yeah, the first boss fight. Give it another shot and fall for the wonderful game forever.