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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Everything except the ex father thing is legit

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

they're perfect

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 hours ago

You can fascinate a ~~wo~~man by offering him a piece of cheese.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This person is not lactose intolerant

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

still debatable.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Just how I like em

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 23 points 10 hours ago
[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 126 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to seize those means of production.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

This guy sees the means of reproduction!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 14 hours ago

he's only 18 what esle would he know them for!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He should say "entrepreneur" in the bio

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No it says he's an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 12 hours ago

A real entrepreneur would say he's an artisanal artist

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

Creamy. God willing.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 59 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I love how even he doesn’t know what “ex-father” means.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 51 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

One of them couldn't digest cheese, so they had to go.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 hours ago

He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 38 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at... 18!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 21 points 13 hours ago

I'm thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

He's the father of his ex

[–] socsa@piefed.social 40 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I know this is a contentious issue but I think we should eat cats.

And dogs.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 7 hours ago

I mean, I'm all for eating pussy but not that kind.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 10 hours ago

Okay, weird to bring that up in this context.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 49 points 14 hours ago

and still there's people that pretend perfection doesn't exist

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

In fact, I'm gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.