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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What kind of idiot would choose dare? truth you can just lie, dare you end up stripping through your wedding screaming my pickle will pop tonight.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you can just lie

Bro I loved playing "don't say or do anything embarrassing" with my friends growing up, it was such a fun bonding activity

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People need to just participate in adolescent nonsense and develop some trauma, trust issues, or kink like the rest of us.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Every game I’ve ever played you had to alternate. Couldn’t just stick to truth.

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

This may surprise you, but some people are adverse to lying. Even little white lies that harm “no one”.

people with less inhibition than sense

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Truth or dare?

Truth this time.

What’s your credit card info?

[–] Snazz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Perfect response to the pizza gambit

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago

I don't remember.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Give me power of attorney over you."

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

DEAL! Your mess now! 😂

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, here is your anchovies, kiwi and pineapple pizza, now you have to eat it in front of me

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You know what, rather that than Mediterranean vegetable one

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fools! It’s gonna suck when a party sized pizza shows up and you gotta pay. The dare never said pay for the pizza.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Pay for the next pizza I order."

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Tie the person down. If they can't order the pizza, you don't have to pay

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Order pizza for pay on delivery.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Alright; you never said I gotta pay for it, just place the order.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Sure but it’s gonna have pineapple on it.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Sign this "Do Not Recesitate" order

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

nuh uh, Simon didn't say