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What is this guy thinking lmao πŸ₯΄πŸ€”

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 41 points 3 days ago (7 children)

In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Turns out gay sex is the best sex! πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘©πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It's gay if you're watching me do it, f-boy.

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 3 days ago

Who's this dude and why should we care.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

It's amazingly gay, were very happy when we cum together.

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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his "devils thorn". He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 47 points 3 days ago

I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

At this point conservatives are just subtly forcing people to be gay.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I think their view of women is pretty clear:

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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He has massive closet energy

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Amish rules....education restricted to 8th grade since you don't need any more than that.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Venn with the Taliban is growing.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with a woman. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.

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