Then go be gay.
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And I refuse to stop having them.
thinks about sucking his friend's cock
The internet seems to think that gay men have more enthusiasm and understanding than women about what feels good when giving head, and that therefore give much better head. Comments?
Maybe by a small margin? I'm certainly enthusiastic about it and have never received a bad review; but I have never received any head that was worth asking for again from any gender.
I was surprised myself because I would assume having a dick would make it easier to know how to please a dick. 🤷♂️ I wish I could reach my own just to find out if I've just been lied to.
That was a very frank answer, thank you. Do you yourself get repeat requests, or is it just that no one is particularly impressed by head?
(My wife has never been particularly keen.)
I do get repeat requests. I even have regulars in a sense. Not frequently, but once in a while a random grindr hookup will hmu again. One of which I've known for about 4 years now.
Ah! So the fabled but rarely found great head does exist!
Contrats, dude, you clearly rock. Respect for the skills there and the enthusiasm.
That's great that you can be happy in such trying times!

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Thoughts and prayers
You also seem to have American thoughts in the background
There are no American thoughts at all. Thinking died. Now Russian and Israeli programming are substituted.
OP needs to be careful - they could outlaw thoughts at any moment now
Enjoy! I know that I do!