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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

don't forget to wear protection

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What I, a furry pansexual, am attracted to:

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I choose to believe it's Bandit and not actually Bluey.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I just tell myself that I was 11 when Christina Ricci played Wednesday as a 14 year old. So my eternal crush on that particular version of Wednesday Addams is fine, since she is always roughly 2-2.5 years older than I am.

Interestingly I super babby hate every version of Wednesday ever since. The animated ones were cool, but the latest version isn't an Addams. The latest Fester is kinda cool, but he's still not quite a proper Addams. An Addams is all about protecting, helping, and growing La Familia.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Par for the course with furries

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Let's just say that I'm very protective of my cast iron.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If she speaks Spanish hide your bread!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pansexual:

( I'm gonna headbutt 'ya! I'm gonna headbutt 'ya! )

Brings a while new meaning to "breakfast in bed."

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh my god! We're a match made in heaven! I'm attracted to this:

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Only the ones with holes big enough to fit a dick

[–] Morph9@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

More pan more fun.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh wow, a joke about queer people, how original

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I grew up in a gay household. I took a gender studies class in college and I don’t have any idea what pan sexual means. These vague and new terms leave a lot of people confused.