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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They also have a trans railway in Siberia. Only trans people are allowed to use it.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Wait till you hear about transcontinental flights.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just in Siberia. Though this one is defunct.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

We have a highway that goes all across Canada that's for trans people.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why are all his fingers the same length?

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Cause he's a bit special you see

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago

That's closer to all than none!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Very talented people, the Trans

They make a delightful phở, too

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 18 points 1 week ago

Sure is, it’s so cold over there both upper and/or lower balls have frozen off.

[–] girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a reference to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, the joke being a misunderstanding of this use of the word Trans to be short for transexual, when in this context it's actually meant to modify Siberian, as the band's name is a reference to the Trans-Siberian railway.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ain't no way the entire Siberian railway is trans

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Ain't no way the entire continental railroad is trans.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I fucking love this one!

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I believe that. But you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love this one because his voice comes through SO clearly when I read the text.

It's also a very Paulie take on things: so close, yet so far.

IMO, peak Sopranos is Tony's reaction to his voice while in a coma. We finally get an idea of how he really comes across after many seasons.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

They have a regular Siberian orchestra too.

Its like regular Olympics and special Olympics.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

When I sleep on my right arm it hurts. But sleep me just keeps doing it!

Should awake me drug myself to keep asleep me in control?

Also I want mine and your foreskin back.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

The guy's an interior decorator!