Alkaline water won't be alkaline for long after it enters the stomach, so it doesn't really matter
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Alkaline water does have a place for LPR sufferers like me because it deactivates the pepsin that has vaporized and deposited itself in my esophagus and throat which when activated by acidic foods will begin to digest my soft tissues. The rest of ways to sell it I agree are completely bunk.
This is true for most fad health things. They come from a place of "this is good for one hyper specific medical outcome" and then extrapolate to "this is good for literally all medical outcomes"
Remember the gluten free phase where people with no gluten alergy whatsoever decided they wanted to eat breads stripped of most of their protien(gluten) because they thought it was healthier.
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Huh, cool.
Hey fellow LPR person! Ever looked into baclofen? It's an oddball, but it helped me and a friend with our LPR.
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So I said, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- Homer Simpson
Which is reason number two (pun intended) why brown M&Ms are the superior ones.
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I want dehydrated water.
I can sell you a bottle of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part oxygen. Just add fire. Boom. Water.
The boom is litteral though
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So should I put AA batteries in my water bottle or not?
I believe the AAs go in your vagina. She does a lot of vagina stuff, like my ex.
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Not defending pseudoscientific health regimens, but the acid in "a spritz of lemon" doesn't neutralize an arbitrary amount of alkalinity
No, but it does reveal a distinct lack of understanding on her her part as to what these pseudoscientific health products even are that are supposedly doing things for her. Like saying "I always drink decaf coffee and pop a shot of 5 hour energy in the morning." "I drink skim milk with a splash of double cream." "I love honey on my keto toast." Like, even if it's not enough acidity to completely negate the alkalinity, it's literally antithetical to the supposed goal.
I am reminded of the detail in The Office where Michael Scott is stirring sugar into his diet coke.
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I think it was Angela Collier that did a pretty basic test with a common store bought alkaline water, a lemon and some test strips. The water doesn't start very alkaline at all.
edit: Yep, here we go. https://youtu.be/rBQhdO2UxaQ
It's an amusing video.
She did the math (with some assumptions), but basically 0.25 mL of lemon juice will turn 500 mL of alkaline water into neutral water:
This is in the video at 13:16.
The reason is that pH is a logarithmic scale. Alkaline water has a pH of about 8, which means it has a tenth of the hydrogen ions compared to neutral water at pH 7.
Lemon juice has a pH value of 2, which is 1,000,000 times more hydrogen ions than there are in pH 8. So, you just need a little bit of lemon juice to increase the hydrogen ions in alkaline water tenfold, which makes it neutral.
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Mixing an acid and a base makes a salt. She's drinking saltwater.
Add a little sugar and you have a solid rehydration blend then
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Not to cast doubt on everyone in that profession. Rather, proceed with an abundance of skepticism when considering celebrity endorsements.
I dont think most people that specifically purchase it know what alkaline water is.
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Is there a consensus view on whether or not Gwyneth is a genuine numbnut or is just cynically exploiting people who are?
GOOP = What your brain is made of if you support or buy these “products”.
She’s just another GRIFTER!
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