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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 78 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So should I put AA batteries in my water bottle or not?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I believe the AAs go in your vagina. She does a lot of vagina stuff, like my ex.

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I can confirm the vagina stuff with his ex

She was a freak!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like her alright. You should definitely go get tested, fyi.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

Sounds like we have the same ex kinda.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago

I liked her, she was warm. I could read a book under the covers just by screwing in a lightbulb down there

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Vagina stuff. AKA sex.

Don't tell me you did it missionary!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She did at least a few missionaries, among others.

Well, they did show up at her door and asked to help her "come to Jesus."

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm reading these comments and I'm thinking I should call this dude's ex. I can only hope I'm worthy.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I’ll tell her to expect you

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 4 days ago

a lot of vagina stuff, like my ex.

We need more women like this

Don't the batteries go in the vaginal laser?

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

No, AA batteries don't have enough alkaline flavor, what you need is to throw a car battery into the sea