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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 week ago

A kettle is for boiling a teapot is for steeping.

[–] WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be culturally insensitive. It's a wang.

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay, dickhead, the real neutral name is a mouth stuffer

[–] M137@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's wrong baby, you haven't touched you scroffee.

[–] MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

I prefer Ooshort

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 18 points 1 week ago

Teapot holds tea.

Kettle warms water

Pictured is a peepot

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

It depends whether it's a teapot, or a kettle: they are different things.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 18 points 1 week ago
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

A kettle is "waterkoker"

A teapot is "theepot"

They're not the same thing. A kettle is used to heat water, a teapot is used for steeping/holding the tea.

Judging by the picture, this thing is cold. It's probably iced tea.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

No, I would not like some cream in my tea?

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Tekanne up north

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

they don't let you make tea at work?

[–] LillaApan@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

For a teapot???

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Of course, do now want though

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You need to warm this up no one likes little cold tea. I said tea not penis

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

That's Krang, evil galactic warlord from dimension X........'s penis

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 week ago

That's a wallnut with a spout.

It was in the pool!

[–] HaroldW@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Where can I spend money to have this?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

How to tell if your teapot is really a disguised tanuki

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That is a kettleballs, not to be confused with a kettlebell.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's "čajnik" and "električni čajnik".