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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 244 points 1 week ago (37 children)

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you go back to humans?!

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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pokerus, or "how no-vaxers think that measles work".

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

no non-pokémon animals

the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 76 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I don’t get it

Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 104 points 1 week ago

Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

It's better that way.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I still don't get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

Run now. Just leave this place and don't look back

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll be the sacrifice to give an answer.

Sorry

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Was expecting something more...human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

oh don't worry, they get creative with it.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for your sacrifice. Rest assured that because of you, I will not click it

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.

Do not defile innocent critters! 😭

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?

For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes this is only an America thing.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 20 points 1 week ago

Big disappointment not bringing good'ld reliable:
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hi. 47 year old human here.

What?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.

ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.

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[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A

This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

May I please un-ask my question? Thanks, I hate it.

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[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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