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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 244 points 1 week ago (37 children)

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why would you go back to humans?!

I mean if it's your job...

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pokerus, or "how no-vaxers think that measles work".

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 3 points 1 week ago

Depends. Some of them don't even believe in viruses at all.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.

The more you know!

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago

capturable gods

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

So it doesn't turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

PSTD

Pee is Stored in The Dick?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

no non-pokémon animals

the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah this is pretty important.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well historically, in Canon humans in pokémon were able to interbreed. There are pokémon in humans in the same a group and humans used to marry pokémon.

Considering there are countless numbers of Pokemon that exhibit human-like intelligence, the ability to communicate in various languages and have full self-realization...

It's more a matter of does the pokémon in question fit said description of being a human equivalent intelligent and self-actualized creature versus the dumber or more feral ones.

Cuz realistically so long as the pokémon is of the intelligent variety that can communicate then it doesn't really matter. There's some weird biology going on but frankly that's not really a problem. Cuz in all realistic aspects you're just looking at extreme dimorphosism more than you are bestiality or something.

Like realistically no one's going to be out here trying to argue that Mewtwo would not be able to give consent. Understand exactly what's happening and is just as human as anyone else despite the body plan.

It's also safe to say that no one's going to be out here trying to realistically argue that of a porion is any more intelligent or aware than your average canine volpine or feline.

Point is Mewtwo is okay. They pass the harkness test. Vaporeon is not okay. They do not pass the harkness test.

Do not the fish cat fox dog.

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[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe some of the bird types lay "real" eggs, how exactly they would differ from other eggs is beyond me though lol

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Egg Bomb is a move. Also, the Chansey line has an actual egg on its belly pouch. Why those are real eggs and pokemon eggs aren't is a real mystery

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 8 points 1 week ago

That makes sense. To pokéworld humans, real eggs are just the ovoid shit pokémon use as a weapon or carry around for absolutely no discernable reason. Thus, the capsules they use to deliver new pokémon when they reproduce are "fake eggs".

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