baguettefish

my last dream had me explaining to somebody that i do actually know how to use vim and don't need any teaching. i was doing something high-stakes i think, like we were stealing a famous museum piece or something, and someone took out a hacker laptop with vim and i needed to operate it. the question was being asked right in the moment. i think the whole scene was just training or practice though.

my brainstem tells me it's time for anxiety

where does the piss go?

i am the fish

very

last night i committed extra hard and spilled everything on the counter and floor and my clothes

come on eileen?

to be fair the dough is supposed to stay in the can where it's safe from predators.

i think the rich have seen the avocado toast problem for a long time. that's why they sell you avocado toast, because clearly it's making you poor and they have too much of it.

to be fair the bible says just about everything about everything and you can interpret it in every possible and contradictory way

nice cock bro 👍

a delicacy in fraitaly