Meanwhile Americans still eating fucking eggs like Gaston, and freaking out whenever the price goes up because they have a dozen a day.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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Dude had 60 eggs every morning. That means there's basically an entire henhouse dedicated to his breakfast.
Meanwhile, in town there's a woman panicking to get just a few eggs, and the rest of the food in town seems overpriced.
Gaston was wrecking the local economy with his appetite.
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A gallon is either 4.5 ℓ in the UK or 3.8 ℓ in the US, or it might be used figuratively to just mean "a lot".
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Instead gen z have to deal with parents who give them bleach enemas to prevent autism.
To be fair, that does sound like it would cure autism.
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I used to love dairy and milk. Now I'm lactose intolerant. Drinking milk means destroying another toilet these days.
My sincere, deep condolences