If I could do that, I’d never leave the house, either.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2025
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I've read on the internet (so it's obviously true!) that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. I'm not judging you though, you do you.
Maybe I’m into that… 😏
I mean, maybe I like sucking a dick more than I like getting my dick sucked. Though I think this should tell people how much work goes into giving over receiving.
The work is why adore my cuties
A fellow former Redditor I see.
Been cleaning your poop knife?
Wouldn't it still be, by definition, masturbating?
I've heard from a podcast (bigsofttitty.png) that selfsuck (aka autofelatio, if ya fancy) almost unilaterally ends in neck and spine problems AND it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
There are better ways to pass the time lol
Look, that cockgoblin has a pewter pooter!
It’s practically inviting you to stick your finger in it
Just a reminder that sucking your own cock feels a lot more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked.
Anyway, what I'm saying is knock yourself out.
Good thing I like sucking cock.
Good thing I like sucking cock.