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Finland and sweden were having a competition about which language is the most beautiful. Finland was let to choose the sentence and "saari, saari, heinäsaari, heinäsaaren neito". In swedish its "Ö, ö, hö ö, hö ö mö"
(in english its "island, island, grassy island, grassy island's maiden")
A joke in Spanish: ¿Como se dice "autobus" en alemán? "subanstrujenbajen"
Explanation: The question asks how to say "bus" in German. The answer is a form of the words "get on, squeeze, get off" made to look/sound like faux German.
I didn't know alemán was another way to say "German." I play early music, and it's also a type of song known as a "German dance," so that makes a lot of sense.
The French call Germany "Allemande" as well.
What's that?
<Huh?>
What's that called?
Denali
I'm sorry?
Denali is what that's called.
Ah. Of course, off you go.
Marks down Mount Denali. Excellent.
[Joke from a bit farther up north than us, language is different but the joke's the exact same.]
Is this like an ATM machine?
Could say yea
In Japanese: 春夏冬
It means spring (haru), summer (natsu), winter (fuyu). What's missing? Autumn. In other words, autumn (aki) is nonexistent (nai), so this is pronounced akinai, which means "not getting tired/bored of something".
I hope this isn't racist as I never thought it was. Best told to an English speaker who only speaks that one language.
A Chinese man is walking down the street and he notices a Chinese friend of his on the other side of the street, walking the opposite way. He yells across the street to his friend "(do fake Chinese talk)". His friend yells back "(more fake Chinese talk)". He answers him back with more fake Chinese talk while starting to laugh. He then laughs like a loon as if it is the best joke he's ever heard.
There is no joke to get but only pretending there was one. Stupid and absurd, I know.
Hibbedi bobbedi hopfn, jetzt hoats a mal dei Fotzn.
