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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

I say let him fly a jet.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Kremlin's number one court jester.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

Kremlins useful agent, along side hesgeth, krasnov, TULSI gabbard FOX news employees, and the rest of the gop, + the grifters like POOL, libsoftiktok,,,etc. i believe court jester would be STEVEN SEAGULL.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of behavior I'd expect of an edgy 12 year old. That weird kid who sat in the back of the class and carved shit into the desk. Is this really the look republican voters want from their representation? I thought they looked up to manly portrayals of men. Men who said little, but exuded strength from their actions. Is this really how they want to be portrayed. It's just cringey and embarrassing.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

i mean hes also trashing the white house to build his ballroom, like destroying half of the white house to build it.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Oh I'm aware. I'm just questioning republican MAGA voter's perception. I've worked in construction most of my adult life and even in my childhood I spent much of my time around the real macho old school conservative types. I just don't understand how anyone who looked up to the classic strongman stereotype of a man can support such an obvious "pansy". In their eyes the ideal man was strong, silent, honorable, hard working, tough, courageous, the all American cowboy archetype.

Trump is none of those things. This video is just another of many examples of what an absolute pathetic loser he is and yet republicans still continue to allow him to represent them. I'd be embarrassed to be in the same party as him and I'm the furthest thing from a republican. I just don't get it.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

H AHA HA. Oh man, I crack myself up.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

Like I say, ifnyou need an AI to help prove your point, your point is completely moot. Adding AI to your argument already cements in my mind you are about as intelligent as said AI ( which is saying your IQ is off the charts... in the wrong direction ).

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

This from the guy that wants the Nobel peace prize.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

Beyond how puerile it is, the thing that gets me is how it doesn't meaningfully interact with the protests. Flying a jet to literally fling poo doesn't say the protests are wrong or cast them in any particular light. It just says he is capable of flinging poo (and, wishfully, flying a jet without rioting out of both ends).

[–] Renat@szmer.info 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

So he needs use AI to make himself dropping shit to protesters. Pathetic. I made it in 20 minutes. btw this Nagarjuna cement ad from 3th panel is fake, but song is from real ad.

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What a fucking embarrassment of a president of the United States, that he even has time to make this ... America please come on BOOT HIM 🐸

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Do you really believe he was even smart enough to make this? Not only would he have to know where to go online, then figure out the correct prompt, then figure out how to get past the restrictions for creating famous people. And after all of this, edit all those short clips into a video with the appropriate sound track. The man doesn’t even understand the concept of going to the store to buy groceries.

His contribution to this was “hurr durr , funny video, me should post it. “

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This. Never mind your political beliefs. Why would anyone want someone that does this represent your country on the world stage? These people are supposed to be reserved and at least show some semblance of conformity. Trump shows himself as wearing a fucking crown dropping shit on protesters. What the fuck? Kids do this. Kids can do this.. they're kids. How can some people be fine with a person like this representing them?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

hah ur triggeerd

that's literally all that there is to it

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm 100% confident he isn't the one who is creating these. But I'm also not sure who is the one coming up with the ideas for these posts. Is it him? Does his publicist suggest these and he approves? Do his people just post autonomously without the need for his approval?

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Tbh im 100% confident he does create it himself on the side of a golf course or something, same with that gaza riviera 💀

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

It's messed up and he's incompetent, but maybe it was a weird attempt at a compliment, because he likes people shitting all over him? The diaper alone doesn't explain the smell.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m all for showing creative signs from the protest, but PLEASE blur faces. Shitler would love to have evidence of dissent when he goes full dictator mode.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

There were no doubt plenty of cameras recording them as they protested, all being fed into the facial recog servers. This picture isn't getting anyone on a list they weren't already on.

Besides, they're braver than the larping cowards that have theirs covered as they disappear people into the concentration camps.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like if you were there unmasked you gave implicit consent for your face to be photographed. Obviously there will be press, and just normal people taking pictures. This wasn't Portland after curfew, it's a suburban Saturday morning.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's not the point. You're ALLOWED to show their faces. Buddy's asking you to do them a solid and NOT show their faces anyway. While it may not make a practical difference a lot of the time, it's an important principle and the more it's practiced, the more effective it becomes.

[–] snowboardbumvt@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We now have a President who just posted a video of his personal fantasy which is himself wearing a crown and literally shitting all over the American people exercising their first amendment rights!

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 21 points 1 day ago

Wearing a crown and his fighter jet says king trump. While i never really understood trump supporters or americans in general, I can't even imagine liking a politician that much. Even if i agreed with him 100% and everything, if i saw something like that i would be like: uhm how about no? Don't you have a job or anything?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

Wild that he voluntarily claimed the title of Diarrhea King all on his own.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 192 points 1 day ago (3 children)

MAGA: "you libs are dumb to think Trump sees himself as king!"

Trump: posts a clip of himself as king

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It isn't the first one, either.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

The official White House account tweeted this...

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[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“He’s just trolling the libs! yall have trump derangement syndrome!”

"lol you're so triggered right now" gets me every time

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[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

1/3 of the population thinks this is acceptable behavior for a leader. And another 1/3 can’t make up their mind either way. This is why we’re doomed as a country.

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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This feels like a wonderful gift, this video needs to be projected behind every speaker at the next round of protests, with an accompanying message flashing at the bottom saying "Trump posted this himself" à la South Park's "this what scientologists actually believe"

It's him literally labeling himself as a king, complete with a crown

Shitting all over America.

What possible angle could you look at this from and say "yes, that is a mature, mentally stable person who should be in charge of anything?

And since most of the media is kind of dropping the ball on this, we need to be sharing this around as something like "Trump posts AI-slop video of himself as a king shitting on America" instead of the bullshit headlines I'm seeing about it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What possible angle could you look at this from and say "yes, that is a mature, mentally stable person who should be in charge of anything?

"LOL, nice! Poop on those woke libs diaper daddy!"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 140 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Feces is the ultimate insult when you are like 6?

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He just wants people to talk about this instead of how 7 million Americans spent one of their days off to tell this guy to go fuck himself.

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[–] NewPerspective@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My dad was just telling me the other day how hard Trump is working for us. He thinks Trump only sleeps 4 or 5 hours a night because he's working so hard.

I'm going to send him this.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Tell us how it goes 👀

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[–] Oyml77@lemmy.today 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Can a reporter please ask Trump why he posted an AI video of himself dropping poop on me from a fighter jet?” Sisson posted on X early Sunday.

No, sir, the media is controlled by corporate interests and never push back on any of them ridiculous things this administration claims or does. Why would they start now?

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