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[–] snowboardbumvt@lemmy.world 101 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We now have a President who just posted a video of his personal fantasy which is himself wearing a crown and literally shitting all over the American people exercising their first amendment rights!

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 21 points 1 day ago

Wearing a crown and his fighter jet says king trump. While i never really understood trump supporters or americans in general, I can't even imagine liking a politician that much. Even if i agreed with him 100% and everything, if i saw something like that i would be like: uhm how about no? Don't you have a job or anything?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection