he's running
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There's this one guy one youtube called the Kavernackle and he's been saying for years that running for president is one of MrBeast's ambitions. He's getting more validated every dad.
Kav is great. One of my first internet friends in the political sphere. Wished he streamed more these days tho.
But yeah he was early on YT for articulating Mr. Beast's horrifying existence
I hope he runs off a cliff
Santos/Beast 2028
if he's the vice president he can keep doing youtube full time
Have you seen Trump's presidency? He could YouTube full time either way
Yeah I was gonna say, this is some shit he's gonna point to during the campaign lol
Dude seems absolutely addicted to "do big thing, number go up." We just need to convince him that the biggest things he could be doing are pressing the communism button and doing massive record-breaking infrastructure projects. Make a YouTube video about eliminating homelessness by seizing property from landlords! Another one about building transcontinental high-speed rail!
"I put 10 000 CEOs into minimum wage service jobs and gave every customer a gun, last CEO standing gets to go to the gulag!!"
I would rather never look into his dead eyes again so long as I live, but it sure would be a wild ride
At this point I'll take it. I'll live in the beast hype house dorm if it means free housing and I can emancipate myself from my shitty family.
Rebranding the means of production as Seizables™️
provide him with a UI like Vicky 3 and all the lines are tuned towards increasing living conditions
Eh, close enough to project cybersyn. I'll take it.
Mr Beast V Donald Trump 2032, who wins (besides non Imperial aligned countries) (Yes I am presupposing Trump wins 2028 and runs again in 2032 because these ghouls are immortal, against all odds and decency)
And yet, he's starting that bank
He's very "ceo brained". I've said before that I think it's best to analyze his charity videos as kind of a marketing expense, and I stand by that, with the addition that he also pretty clearly shows how normal people can be pretty incoherent in their beliefs and actions.
I thought he made a net profit from his charity videos, so they're not even an expense.
The charity itself can still be considered an expense even if the video overall makes money, because it's part of what draws people to watch the video, that's what I mean when I compare it to marketing.
Fuckin Cost Of Goods Sold ass charity
He definitely does which is why the whole thing is sustainable, but it does seem like he reinvests all of it into the business instead of paying it out into his own pockets. But I don't know much about him, maybe that's not quite true.
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Probably A/B testing what does more for his brand: feigned class consciousness, or usury.
these things are unrelated. no I will not consider the matter further, that would hurt my moral self assessment
welcome back friedrich engels
I think if Mr beast end up being the Engels for the American revolution it will be proof this reality is all one cruel prank against Marxists for having any hope
America Decides 2028: MrBeast vs Ms. Rachel
Ms. Rachel
If she ever downloads whatever form you need to fill to run as anything, she'll get Mossaded within 20 minutes
Cresting the pile of tires I see the chain link fence of the Feastables Repository, true to the coordinates I received from Beast HQ before the bombs fell. I take a sip of my canteen. It tastes like battery acid. What used to be a rat watches me. I can hear more of them.
What used to be a rat watches me
Asmongold still sticking around I see
this is a horrid insult to rats 
asmonmold is a cockroach and thus very capable of surviving a nuclear holocaust tyvm
Synanthropic cockroaches wouldn't survive a nuclear apocalypse. They are very vulnerable to cold, so nuclear winter and humans dying and stopping heating their homes will kill them very quickly.
I remember what things were like before, too. The friends we used to call our own, my loving family and what little I could remember of someone I used to call my wife. I remember her soft lips, the color of her eyes, sometimes, when I sleep and her hair that carried the faint scent of almonds with her. These days, more and more of those memories are replaced by the routine of struggle and daily survival underneath these crimson skies, growing darker each and each day as the Feastable™ Front™ grew closer to the city...what was left of it anyways until The Feast™.
The crops have withered, the animals have died and people collapse from the exhaustion of just living. It's been years since I've seen a cat or a dog or even any mosquitoes in what feels like this never-ending summer. Yet as the Earth and her spoils are consumed by our new self-proclaimed deity, The Beast™, we can only keep praying for a rogue orbital-drop of Feastables™. An act of pity, but of a reminder of their divine might in the form of Drippy™ Cheese™ that we sustain ourselves to live on.
With no cows and no farms how does the Feastables™ cheese get so drippy? These days, the only question that mankind can ask the gods born out of their gluttony and greed.
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