Ask Lemmy

Looks like I'm drinking my way out of this. Who wants a brewski?

....... Ohhh.......

...... Ohhhh nooooo........

(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)

Oh fuck.

May very well go up in flames, is how bad.

Uhhhh...

I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.

Not too bad,

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!

(And it's got a picture of a train!)

It's me or the other guy

Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.

Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.

I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.

I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.

I feel pretty safe

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

At least I’ll be fed

I mean... I'm a pope and a king. I think I'll be alright.

I'll be OK.

Not nice

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpse.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

I'm gonna have what plants crave.

Si vous dites mon nom, vous comprendrez.

Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel

I think I'll be ok.

Will you have a cup of tea? Ah go on, there’s plenty in the pot. Go on, have a cup of tea, so. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ….

I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.

I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad

Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.

For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy

It's bad.

Not bad at all.

I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper

Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.

I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.

Not so bad

I think it'll be okay come night time.

Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

I'll be fine

I certainly wont be starving to death!