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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Potato on pizza 1000% victory

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Potato and bacon pizza is where its at. Maybe even some peppers, onions and mushrooms as well

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hell, nah. Pineapple and kiwi on pizza are the same category.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah i struggle to see how this is any different

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

My daughter and wife both made the appropriate horrified, shocked face when I showed them this.

Personally, as long as I can have my deep pan, spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, spicy sausage x2, doner meat x2, peperonni, fresh chilli, and jalapeno pizza I don't care what other people have on theirs. My wife likes sweetcorn and pineapple, and knowing this I still married her.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

I've always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it's because I'm allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I'll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago

"I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!"

"...no, no, that's fine I'm still going to eat it."

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 5 days ago

I absolutely would eat that.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago
[–] d0nkey@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

I will find you. When I find you I am going to torture you until you cannot handle it anymore. And when you cannot handle it anymore you will die. But when you die you will not relax, because I will be there with you.

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Needs more anchovies and pineapple.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe some durian and Surströmming, too.

Now we're talking.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Ate a quattro formagi bianca with figs, last week. It was delicious.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've never eaten kiwi, so I don't know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

[–] yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If I had to describe what a kiwi tastes like, it's somewhere between a lemon and a pineapple. More sour than a pineapple, but not so much so that you couldn't eat it raw comfortably.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I wouldn’t try it

Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Seams like the exact depravity a filthy pp* goblin would eat

*(P)ineapple (P)izza

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Can confirm, am a pp goblin and I'd try this at least once.

[–] Vertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Hi, I'm the enemy

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

I am a dill pickle on pizza fan. Works well with red, but it really shines with olive oil, pesto, mozarella, some dill weed sprinkled over the cheese, then slice coins from the vlassic dills (or any crunchy salty pickle - not the sweet stuff. YUCK).

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