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[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 10 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Those pictures taste the same.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

But the texture is different!

Darker pixels have more crunch.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

like butter.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 23 hours ago

Both are soggy mush. Zero texture. Pure sugar goop.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I love how completely unaware of the stupid drama on bsky everyone here seems to be.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oooh, maybe two waffles with a syrup-saturated pancake and gently simmered fruit sandwiched in the middle. 🤔

No butter and no other dairy though.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Like fresh fruit, or like syrup-infused canned fruit that just gets a little caramelized on the griddle. Cuz those both sound awesome.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I prefer buttering fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 16 hours ago

Agreed, either is fine.

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Enter the legendary why not both meme

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 15 hours ago

Pancakes, or pancakes with syrup cups?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Idk if it was covid but I just don't like maple syrup anymore. I like jam or jelly.

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[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Waffles? What's this geometric breakfast grid?Where's happy floppy shapes? Where's bubbly dadaisms on my plate?

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

So you hate the world then, I see.

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 2 points 19 hours ago

dampfnudel it is. thank me later

[–] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

What's up with those pancake cutting lines? Who cuts a pancake into quarters? Is this normal? Am I the abnormal one for not doing this?

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

When the pancake is the size of a silver dollar, rather than a sand dollar, quarters make them plenty small enough. Humbly, I submit that the best pancakes are half the size of a medium pizza cooked in jamaica, but am willing to entertain arguments about quarter pounder patties sized flapjacks.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

waffles then

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