this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2025
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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 76 points 5 days ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

While we're on this topic, I'd also like to file a complaint regarding reappropriation of the word "cream pie." Because I'm pretty sure that used to describe a sweet treat from a bakery and now we're not allowed to talk about that anymore.

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Its still the same thing, you can continue to enjoy your cream pie from the Baker like you always have

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

As much as the baker enjoys it.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Imagine anyone in this day & age walking up to a baker, look him straight in the eyes and say, "Give me a cream pie." At best it would be a funny immature TikTok Walmart bakery challenge for bored teenagers.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No one misses whipped cream in a pie crust.

They’re filled with custard/pudding not just whipped cream.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wasn’t this the Joker line from early 90s Batman?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They knew what they were doing.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

1940s don't mean boner the same way we mean boner. It's like the word gay. I had a boss who grew up in the 1950s and mentioned they say "gay" to mean happy and it's an everyday word, like they would say "we're gonna have a gay time."

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I hear the flinstone's have a gay old time.

what do you mean this is clearly a 1990s grimdark batman art style

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago

I got fired from my job as a receptionist at the sperm bank because I would always send patients back by yelling "hey, Jimmy, get a load of this guy!"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

Username checks out

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

What a nutter!

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Because not only guys nut. Therefore the passive "getting nutted in" is more accurate.

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

This showed up in my feed yesterday: https://youtu.be/F9lOJlC_kQs and now, here you are. The Duke of Nukem.

Back to topic. How would I, in a body without deez nuts, nut?