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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Deleted by creatorius

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know Incontinentia? Incontinentia Buttocks??

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

PFNAHAHAHA!!

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Clitius. It actually sounds right.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Cheese-itzius

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Drunken Noodlius

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

Skyrius

Actually that sounds pretty badass.

[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Choripanizius

[–] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Spaghettius

Mmm I sound delicious

[–] Solrac@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Wynnstan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Chickenius Burgerius

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

GRÖNSAKSKAKAIUS

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Pasta alla normaius. Surprised that I now like eggplant.

[–] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 day ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Eggius Benedictus

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

My name is Rectumis Decimus Analingus, commander of the Armies of the South, General of the Phalic Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Shartius Expectious. Father to a black-hole son. Husband to a hotwife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago

Mozzarellius

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Hello, I'm Tamarindious of the north of Seattle region. Seattle being the general location of Washington state lol.

[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Glizzius Cornelius

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Oh you're winning this.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Nuggetius Maximus

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Yogurtius.

"Yo, Gurtius!"

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Candy Cornius.

Sounds like my stripper name tbh.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Mintedlambchopius it is then.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago
[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sweetpotato Hashius 💪

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago

Marie Callender Sesame Chicken Bowlius.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

This is in jest, but this is what academics really did.

Imagine Colin Kaepernick suddenly being interested in science and turning his name into something Latin sounding..

Like Copernicus.

No really, that's how a lot of Renaissance men got their names.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure whether I'm Hardboiledeggius or Hardius Boiledius Eggius.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

We might be related I'm Fried Eggius

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jumbo Pretzeldogius

[–] Ibisalt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

raclettius, nice.

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