Should've blamed Martians. Worked for me that one time.
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The day this pedo king strokes out will become a national holiday
Pedo king is fitting.
Trump the King of the pedophilia, protector of corruption, leader of the racist white army.
I will be so happy, i don't even know what i will do.
I'm addition to everyone else here's much more pressing political concerns, this is terrible for computer security. It encourages users to install third-party programs onto government machines.
Mossad should release autoreply_writer.exe
this is terrible for computer security. It encourages users to install third-party programs onto government machines
I'd be more concerned about the programs the government is installing onto the machines
What is that thumbnail? Looks like some independence day shit.
You're only wishing the aliens would come take over.
Anal probing would be a welcome change of pace.
for some
You're a big guy
why did you think I was questioning welcome rather then change?
Why is my soup so cold? Blame the democrats!
This is what happens when the people exposed to the highest levels of lead are give access to all the hate they can eat and free-reign to use that lowered cognitive function in positions of power.
Dare I say Trump is the next Hitler
You cannot fucking tell me that he does shit like this and nobody gives a damn. This has to be illegal
Does anyone have the article or at least what the wording was changed to ? Blocked by paywall for me
Hatch act, it is in fact illegal.
He basically shredded the Hatch act his first term, there were no consequences, of course he's just gonna flat out ignore it this time.
Agreed.
Forcing those military generals to sit through a campaign speech showed that the Hatch Act is basically dead.
Agreed.
I think we're way past what's legal or not in this shithole. His whole point from the beginning was that he could shoot someone and nothing would happen and americans were like: wow. I like guns too.
it may well be illegal, but when has that stopped the 34 time felon rapist in chief?
34 times convicted felon, who knows how many more he's committed without being convicted.
i mean, technically you're not a felon until you're convicted of a felony.
Trump was convicted of those 34 felonies, he just wasn't punished for them.
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Someone was tasked with this. Find them and linch them. They made a political choice, hang them on it.
Keep records. The really dumb thing is this will be public record. This will come up post Trump. There is an IT worker who should have got a really good payout cause they are never going to be employed again.
Dare I say it was BigBalls?
So fucking dystopian. People need to go to prison for this.
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