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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

The day this pedo king strokes out will become a national holiday

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I doubt it will change much, the rest of the party is still in tact. They'll just move Vance to to king dipshit and continue as they were.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 46 minutes ago

Is he really capable of leading the party he's always struck me as the sort of person that would get out of depth in a slightly melted ice cube. Trump gets away with it because he just says it all does something ridiculous and then the story moves on to that. Vance doesn't really command the kind of following they need.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

Pedo king is fitting.

Trump the King of the pedophilia, protector of corruption, leader of the racist white army.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

I will be so happy, i don't even know what i will do.