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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It’s very tough. We’re not the only school district in Oklahoma that has faced this, and certainly none of the Ninnekah residents affected this situation

Yeah, we can tell no one affected it. That's how dozens of victims stacked up over decades with no one doing anything about it. A predator doesn't rape that many children without people knowing. None of those people cared until it might cost them money

I'm not a fan of the US lawsuit culture, but it seems money is the only thing Americans truly care about

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's what we were bred, raised, taught, and enforced to care about. Even the church goers because those adapted to the culture as well.

Trying to break that mold is... full of resistance. There's a class of people that have become aware of this, prefer it, and act to maintain this system.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you argue it with any of these smalltown dinks, they'll tell you it's just the liberals molesting kids anyway, so the solution is to get rid of democrats. There is no amount of stats or math or logic that will sway this.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Oh I can attest to that. I used to have to convince people to not live in the sewage surfacing from their septic systems, or draining directly out of their RVs.

I can say from that experience: financial incentives were overwhelmingly the most effective and responsive tool. More than appeals to personal or public health, even.

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

There's no seeming about it.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Paying for public schools from city-level budgets and local taxes is one of the many things that I don’t think most Americans realize is weird about America. Normal countries fund their public schools from a national or regional budget so that kids from poor neighbourhoods don't get even more shafted than they already are.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

It's not weird at all. It's perfectly normal for a state based on hoarding privilege and attacking the poor.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Do other, big countries that have substates that insist upon slavery do it that way? Or is moneyflow also a massive political nightmare and fragmented because part of your country insists on doing it THEIR way? I wouldn't think most countries had majorities of areas that were only founded solely on slavery and so never really evolved efficient or moral or coherent government or people./s

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

you see its about producing cannon fodder for the military, prison labor,+ low wage workers its by DESIGN. Also it helps shore up conservative voters, since many of them are undereducated, plus are more prone to religious indoctrination.

Right after 08' crash, so many people tried to join the military as a result of the crisis(at the same time the military was drawing down once obama got in the WH, people with no directions/bad economy will try to join the military, even if they are in college. I was in a forum about people joining military(how they are denying people too).

Blue areas do fund schools better, but i dont think its that good either, i believe it still underfunded and people who are struggling often get shunted to classes that are practically useless teaching them anything(its where they shunt the kids so it doesnt affect the metrics for funding for the school).

math and english(essay writing)proficiency is very deficient in students from the 2000s, i read recently from the teacher subreddit its alot worst now.

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The local high school in my rural town opted to buy a new fancy score board for the football stadium over needed text books. There were enough for each classroom, not enough for each class so students had to leave them in the classroom for the next class.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The US has always hated education. That's why the Department of Education was one of the first ok the chopping block.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

it helps produce fodder for the military enlistees, prison numbers(used by red states to increase thier house seats), also low wage workers in dead end jobs, govt jobs are pretty much dead end jobs which is why people are reluctant to go for them, but you hear from parents nagging to thier children they should get them.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Like most problems, this one is also solved by wealth redistribution from the billionaire class to regular people.

Every dollar that the local government should have had to pay that settlement is sitting in some offshore account, it makes more sense to pick a random billionaire and force them to pay out than it does to increase property taxes on people who live in their homes.

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[–] F_State@midwest.social 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Small town in Oklahoma......they're probably blaming their misfortune on the people that sued.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Would Jesus have litigated??"

[–] F_State@midwest.social 18 points 2 days ago

I'm guessing IRL Jesus would have started rage flipping tables and whipping people with his belt.

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[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This headline is shit. It's just a masked type of victim blaming. What actually happened is that many town employees must have known about the SA, considering there were 14+ victims and SA doesn't happen overnight, and they did nothing for quite some time... So the real story is that the town faces a huge tax hike because its employees decided to cover up SA.

If they'd caught the shady bastard after the first or second assault, the legal bills would have been millions of dollars less. But they didn't, because it wasn't a priority.

As for who knew or should have known but did nothing, we don't know, but the town residents might want to dig into that.

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[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

He did manage to fuck just about everyone in the end...

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 117 points 3 days ago (1 children)

14 claimants, town of 800.... This guy molested 1.75% of the population, or 3.5% of the women/girls in town if averages hold. Jesus.

[–] limonfiesta@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What are the odds there is another victim, or two, who were too embarrassed, ashamed, or traumatized, to come forward?

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It could even be they were brave enough and there wasn't enough evidence. These are the ones that the prosecution could prove beyond a reasonable doubt.

I mean, there are probably some who didn't come forward too.

[–] homura1650@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The rapist pled guilty to 10 criminal counts. It's not clear from the article how many victims that represents, as a single victim often results in multiple counts.

The 14 claimants come from a civil suit. The prosecutors have no say in who gets to sue. Further, the standard in a civil suit is propendrrance of evidence, which is far lower than beyond a reasonable doubt. And the defendant is the school, so it is likely that both sides would try to throw the rapist under the bus.

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Elect Republicans, get pedos.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Embrace moderates, get Republicans.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 97 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The amount set a new record for abuse cases against school districts in Oklahoma, topping a $5-million settlement reached by Kingfisher Public Schools in 2023. [...] the district paid $500,000 from the school’s general fund toward the settlement, while their liability insurance paid $1 million.

Sounds like they were under-insured. The Catholic Church got away with it by having their insurance pay everything, and then declaring bankruptcy whenever someone went against the Church's actual assets.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Which is such bullshit because I remember reading in the early 2000s that the Catholic Church had over $4 trillion in assets, they could afford to settle all of their claims for a fraction of that, a very small fraction of that, less than 1% of that.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The thing that pisses me off is that, back in the late 1970's / early 1980's, the Church became aware they had a sex abuse problem and could be held liable. And instead of mocking the priests to places where they couldn't commit harm, they:

  • Increased their movement of assets away from individual churches and dioceses info separate ownership, so those assets wouldn't be forfeit in case of lawsuits;

  • Purged a bunch of documentation about abusive priests, shredding, burning, or throwing it away;

  • Moved the documentation that remained to secret local archives supposedly sealed by the confessional and clerical privilege, and then away from local churches and dioceses to the Papal Nunciature (Embassy) in DC where they're covered by diplomatic immunity;

  • Went out and bought a massive amount of specific insurance to cover any sex abuse claims that might arise - and got a very cheap price for it, too.

  • Continued their practice of moving abusive priests between dioceses and parishes, denying there was a problem to anyone who might ask and giving those priests the opportunity to give other victims.

Probably other shitty stuff, but those are the points I remember offhand (and it's more than enough). They never cared about their victims, only preserving their money and power.

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

JPII was a pedo. I have no proof but I feel very comfortable making that assertion.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 25 points 3 days ago

Over a thousand years of experience in legal maneuvering, they existed before the laws and watched them form over the years.

They've got the asset strategy down pat, what they've never had a handle on is their human factors - since we're all such flawed and sinful individuals, and they have a tendency to recruit from the damaged end of society to start with... denial is their weapon of choice against the Devil.

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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 31 points 3 days ago

You don't get $4T in assets by giving it away to every altar boy who tattles...

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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The former coach and alleged abuser

… then goes on to document a guilty plea and some horrific detail, I think at this point “alleged” is a bit

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He raped 14 girls and it states he was allowed to do this for years and is only receiving 15 years in prison.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 21 points 2 days ago

Journalistic habit. You're supposed to say alleged until the sentence but afterwards you're just used to the phrasing.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd bet many members of this community ignored, dismissed and even helped cover up these abuses because that's what little conservative communities do: ignore and enable sexual assault because they can't admit that it's happening, and they'll sacrifice their vulnerable community members to keep up appearances for as long as possible.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

they definitely are, on reddit last decade i saw one , where they basically ignored the accuser confronting the pedophile of the church(pastor) in public.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wonder how many complaints were ignored before he actually got charged. Probably would have been much cheaper to act the first time, before he had dozens of victims for them to compensate.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This 2021 article paints a damning picture.

Oklahoma coach preyed on players while school looked the other way, lawsuit alleges — The Oklahoman


Back in the bad old days of the 2009 recession, I got caught in the churn and wound up at a temp agency to make ends meet.
One of my assignments was driving about 6 hours a day, from gas station to gas station to “buy” cigarettes. I never actually bought anything. What I did do, however, was wait until they asked me for either my ID or money. If they asked me for ID, they got a green card. If they asked me for money with no sign of ID’ing me, they got a red card.
It was a voluntary program by Philip Morris to curtail underage smoking. I don’t know what actually happened to the cashiers. I was told no one got punished. (And folks reacted with disappointment, but not sadness or anger. Folks with green cards reacted happily, though. So I assume it was an Incentive-based program.) These interactions got logged, and I turned in the log sheet at the end of the day.

Because we’re victims of our own experience, that immediately came to mind. I feel like we need to start blindly testing if mandatory reporters are reporting things they witness. I mean - no idea how that gets worked out. Seems horrible.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We here in Kansas City are voting today to potentially recall our county executive over massively inflated property taxes.

This seems to be happening all over the place.

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (11 children)

This specifically is literally a town of 800 still owing 6 million dollars after they spent their little coffers and their insurance paid out what it was going to pay. They are literally taxing the home owners exactly what it cost to pay the settlement I doubt that is happening all over the place.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Theirs a case for some form of malpractice on the part of that town

their liability insurance paid $1 million

wtf, for an entire town, including schools? This is no longer the nineteenth century. It’s not all that unusual for individuals to have that much liability insurance. It’s not even that expensive

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yep under insured and bad people in charge ignoring all the raping for years

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

How much longer can the people be robbed by the 1% before we take a stand? We're already at a tipping point and I believe things are only going to get more violent and deadly. This is trumps America and his administration is gutting the working class. While this isn't directly related to him, the town is taking a play out of his sex scandal playbook

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 2 days ago

This is why comprehensive, single payer public health (and education, infrastructure, police de-escalation and oversight, jobs, transportation, food, and and and) are an investment with incalculable ROI. This is why "render to Caesar."

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