My grandparents were swingers... So somebody was a squirter, might not have been my nan.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2025
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I don't think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he'd take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.
I don't think you understood what your grandpa meant by "eating a peach for hours"
I'm jealous that your grandpa was Nicholas Cage
Grandma was always hollerin' at him that he wasn't eating it right.
and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors
No matter how old I get, I still find it weird thinking, even for a nanosecond, that for me to exist my parents and grandparents had to do THAT kind of thing.
They were flinging juices every which way.
Go back like 30 generations, and see how many times people had to have fucked just to make you. 1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 16...
30 generations ago required over 500k mating pairs. That would mean over a billion great-^28 grandparents. Though there is likely some overlap.
And all that gene juice eventually trickled down to you.
And knowing that that bloodline ends with me.
Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years
Or worse, into waterplay
Squirting is piss
Careful, you'll anger those who can't admit they have a piss fetish.
Come on bro... it's ejaculate.
Could be shit play.
Thank god. I don't want to imagine my grandma squirting.
🤮
Grandmas have feelings too, you know!
... and orgasms. Lots and lots of soaking-wet orgasms.
The closer to croaking, the more she's soaking.
And to protect from that word vomit of a headline.
:-(