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[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I was just chewing on a Pen.

Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.

[–] da_hooman_husky@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Burritus of beefitus

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Garlic Breadious

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Little Caesar's Crazy Puffius

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] donalonzo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Croissantius 🥐

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)

we need to find Gockius

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Gummi bearius

[–] wrassleman76@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pepperonius

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Fruit cake with cheeseius - don't really work.

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

ham sandwichius

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 93 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Porkius potatus

[–] db2@lemmy.world 112 points 3 days ago (8 children)
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[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Stuffed French Toastius

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

General Tsoisius

[–] lietuva@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Came here for this comment. Also assius

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[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Katsudonius.

[–] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sausage sandwich with cheese and hp sauce... ius

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

My middle name is applius

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

Aaah! That's where Biggus Dickus is coming from!

[–] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

MC chicken nuggius

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

“Pizzaius”, I dunno, doesn’t really strike fear.

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Spanikopitaius

I'll take it

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Ribius (for your pleasure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

BK Chicken Friesius

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yesterday it was grilled porkus steakious. By the end of the day I'm changing it to Homio Smokus Baconius. Just as soon as I get those pork bellies out of the smoker. Then I just need to get those 3 pork loins brined and smoked next weekend.

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 5 points 2 days ago

Croissantius

It's got a nice ring to it

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