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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Garlic Breadious

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

Little Caesar's Crazy Puffius

[–] donalonzo@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

Fruit cake with cheeseius - don't really work.

[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

Stuffed French Toastius

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 4 points 22 hours ago

Croissantius 🥐

[–] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] wrassleman76@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Pepperonius

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 22 hours ago

ham sandwichius

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Gummi bearius

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago
[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Katsudonius.

[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Porkius potatus

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 23 hours ago

Sausage sandwich with cheese and hp sauce... ius

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Yesterday it was grilled porkus steakious. By the end of the day I'm changing it to Homio Smokus Baconius. Just as soon as I get those pork bellies out of the smoker. Then I just need to get those 3 pork loins brined and smoked next weekend.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)

we need to find Gockius

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago

Wontonius sounds pretty roman

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Meal Squares -ius

Which reminds me, I'm running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

This is some soylent green stuff lol.

I'm guessing you eat these as a way to not be really bothered with eating meals?

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

General Tsoisius

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 21 hours ago

My middle name is applius

[–] frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago

Hummus Toastius

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Spanikopitaius

I'll take it

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Ribius (for your pleasure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

[–] lietuva@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DontAskAboutUpdog@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Came here for this comment. Also assius

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

“Pizzaius”, I dunno, doesn’t really strike fear.

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would it be “Risius” or ”Oryzaius”?

[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I see fellow biologist right there

Oryza sativa gang, rise up!

[–] AlexCory21@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

BK Chicken Friesius

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago

Sauarcrimius

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am somewhat surprised that Jizzious hasn't arrived.............

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago

He'll be coming soon, I can hear him approaching...

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