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[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

I like my spicy water.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

I love it tho

My wife and daughter go through a case of that Bubly stuff in less than a week

[–] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

se jermins lov it

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Oh he's right.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

wakes me up better than coffee

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

My bubbles.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Sparkling water is sour but I love the bubbles.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Iced cold sparkling spring water is the way to go in the UK.

I emphasize "spring" because in the UK for the seller to put that on the label, the water actually has to be bottled from a proper natural water spring, no additional added shit (aside from the carbonation).

I used to hate sparkling water for the reasons listed above, but since I have been drinking less high sugar carbonated drinks, that super cold sparkling water has helped massively as a great substitute, especially when having it with a meal.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago
[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sparkling water is delicious

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 day ago

Who doesn't like the taste of static?

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

I love drinking TV static. Sodas are too damn sweet and unhealthy. Flavored sparkling water / seltzer is crisp and just different enough from regular water to keep it interesting.

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It't what you get used to. I used to drink colas, but since I changed to sparkling water, sodas all taste like drinking molassis

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago

Cold sparkling water is the way

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Loblaws in Canada sells carbonated water in soda flavours.

The cola one is one of my favourites. Orange cream soda and regular cream soda are also good. Root beer one is also good.

These make excellent mixers for when you don't want extra sugar in your cocktails, but she's take some trial and error to make work

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The PC cranberry gingerale flavoured soda water is 10/10

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Not my jam but glad you love it

There's a black cherry vanilla one by Western Family(Overweightea group) that's really good too

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

carbonated water in soda flavours

We just call those diet sodas.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

False, diet is fake sugars which makes my tongue feel fuzzy.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

But sparkling water is kiki and a CRT tv is bouba

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Exposure therapy

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sparkling water doesn't just taste like water with bubbles in it. It has a weird chemical taste on top of everything else which there's some reason people seem to ignore.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Carbonic acid

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You may be thinking of mineral water? Or tonic, which has quinine. I love a good high-tds mineral water, don't much care for tonic though.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It's water with all the bitterness of carbonic acid with nothing to cut the bitterness. It's even worse when it contains quinine. 🤢

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but bitter is awesome. Coffee, green tea, beer, etc. I'll take bitter over sweet any day

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Green tea

I like green tea because it's sweet. White/baby tea is even sweeter.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Well there are different kinds for sure. I was talking mostly about the matcha types, similar to what you might find in powdered form that gets used in tea ceremony in Japan. They give you a sweet to eat with your tea to offset the bitterness.

I wouldn't call all beer bitter either, but I especially like hoppy IPAs.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The whole point is to contain quinine, to stave off malaria.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

its like unflavored beer. Alkaseltzer

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In the summer, you put a heavy pinch of sea salt and lemon juice in a glass of sparkling water and it's totally amazing. I was so upset with myself having only tried this at the end of August.

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

When I was traveling around eastern Europe years ago, I kept making the mistake of getting sparkling water when I would ask for a bottle of water as that would be the default choice. Sometimes they'd ask "with gas?" but they didn't always ask, and I'm too stupid to learn from my mistakes.

Discount grocery store house brand is TV static. No doubt

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always associated it with the smell of the static charge that your TV gave off with one of those old tube TVs.

Holding your tounge close to a charged crt really tastes like sparkling water

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Flavored sparkling water is where its at. Theres also a brand, that has squeezed fruit juices in it. I forgot its name. But they have a lime mint one that slaps.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago
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[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago

I prefer plain sparkling water. No flavors or sweetener, just bubbles. Unfortunately my bladder doesn't agree that it's the best way to consume liquid, so now I'm dehydrated all the time because I can't convince myself to just drink still water like a normal human

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